Ozzy Osbourne thought he'd accidentally killed a vicar after he ate a cake spiked with drugs.
Ozzy Osbourne
The Black Sabbath rocker has recalled the time he made the hash cake back when he was married to first wife Thelma Riley, after telling her to make sure no-one got their hands on the lethal bake.
But a few days later, he came home to find the clergyman "slumped" in their kitchen after consuming a slice of the drug-laced cake.
The 'Heaven and Hell' hitmaker then spent the next two weeks believing he had killed off the vicar, until he saw him at the pub.
None the wiser, the vicar told Ozzy he "must have caught a dreadful flu" at his house.
According to the Daily Star newspaper, the Prince of Darkness - who is now married to Sharon Osbourne - said: "I put it in a tin and went to the pub and I said to my ex-wife, ‘Don’t let anybody eat this f****** cake. It’ll be bad.’
“Anyway I came back from the pub a few days later, and I did a double-take – because the vicar was in our house, having a cup of tea in the kitchen with a piece of this cake.
“He was slumped in my kitchen - so I had to drag him out by his hair, push him in the back of his car, drive him to his door and then walk home.
“I didn’t see him for two weeks after that - and I thought I’d killed him!
“Then I saw him in a pub on a Sunday morning, and he said, ‘I must have caught such a dreadful flu at yours."
Meanwhile, Ozzy recently claimed his barrage of health problems has been caused by a cursed doll named Robert.
The 72-year-old rocker had a nightmare year in 2019 which saw him battle a host of health setbacks, including a fall, neck surgery, an infection in his hand, and hospitalisation for the flu, and he believes his ailments may have been caused by the haunted doll.
In an episode of 'The Osbournes Want to Believe’ - which sees his son, Jack Osbourne, try to convince his parents, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, about the existence of ghosts - Ozzy was confronted by the doll.
Introducing the doll, Jack, 35, said: “Here’s Robert!”
To which Ozzy - who is also battling Parkinson's - threw the figure to the ground and added: “Not him again!”
He later added: "It’s bad luck! I keep telling you. You keep thinking it’s f****** not, but just look at what I’m saying. Just look at what has gone on with me. You think it’s a joke.
“Look, look at me. It ain’t bad luck? No, you shouldn’t have f***** around with him."
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