The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 ¼ Years Old is published on 13th July, Penguin, Paperback, £7.99, so to celebrate we have an exclusive extract for you.
The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 ¼ Years Old
THE OLD-BUT-NOT-DEAD CLUB:
Rules for Member
- The goal of the club is to increase the enjoyment of advanced age by arranging outings.
- The outings will set off at 11a.m on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday.
- No whining allowed.
- The organizer must take into account the various infirmities
- The organizer must take into account the limits of the state pension.
- The organizer will not divulge more information about the trip beforehand than strictly necessary.
- Outside of points 2 to 6, anything goes.
- This club is closed. No new members until further notice.