Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts
Bestselling author and media personality Mitzi Szereto is back, and this time she's taking no prisoners in her raunchy new version of the Jane Austen classic!
In Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts, the entire cast of characters is here, caught with their breeches unbuttoned and their skirts raised high in this rewrite that goes all the way = and then some!
Mr. Darcy has never been more devilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth never more turned on.
In this no-holds-barred account, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex. This time Mr. Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr. Darcy’s manhood; Elizabeth’s dear friend Charlotte marries their family’s strange relation, discovering that her husband’s pious nature extends to worship of a different sort; and, in this telling, Lady Catherine de Bourgh takes the disciplining of those in the parish very seriously.
As for the handsome Mr. Wickham, he’s wickeder than ever! And of course there’s plenty of good old-fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every scandalous page-turning chapter.
This is the book Jane Austen would have written, if only she’d had the nerve!
"Thank God for Mitzi Szereto! Now the literary purists have someone new to go after with their pitchforks.
"Adding zombies to Pride and Prejudice was one thing, but SEX SEX SEX? It’s sacrilege! Raunchy, hilarious, subversive sacrilege - which is the best kind, of course." - Steve Hockensmith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls