A woman was horrified after her son planned to hand out penis-shaped chocolates in the school playground.
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Luke More, five, secretly raided the Ann Summers advent calendar his mother Louise had purchased for a single female friend for Christmas and put the chocolate treats into his school bag as he hoped to give them to his pals.
Louise, from Newcastle, said: "I was mortified. I would have been so embarrassed if he had managed to get them into school.
"At least it shows he’s kind and caring by wanting to share chocolate with his friends.
"He’s quite a boy but his heart is in the right place."
Louise documented the incident on Facebook and it provoked an outpouring of funny responses from users about their children.
Teacher Shane Henry said: "I really wish this happened in my class. It would absolutely make my week! I bet you've given the entire staff room a great laugh."