If we had to pick our favourite character from Brooklyn Nine Nine in order to live, we genuinely don’t know who we would go for.
Captain Holt’s dry personality, Jake’s terrible jokes, and Gina’s absolute lunacy make it a tough call to pick. That’s before we’ve even considered the wonderful quirks of Terry, Amy, Rosa Scully and Hitchcock, and of course… Charles Boyle.
Is there anybody out there that doesn’t just love Boyle? We think he may just take the leading spot for us. His TMI personality never fails to make us laugh out loud.
And since season 5 has just dropped on Netflix, we wanted to have a look back at seven of our favourite Charles Boyle moments.
When he tried to hire the Statue of Liberty
"I'd just like to inquire about renting out the Statue of Liberty for a romantic evening... Is there a bed in the torch? No? Oh... I'll get back to you"
When he ate butter like a popsicle
Terry: “Eating butter like a popsicle, huh, Boyle?”
Boyle: “Yeah, I know, I’m spoiling myself…”
When he dressed up as Mario Batali
"Guys, I'm Mario Batali - celebrity chef - ginger prince of Little Italy!"
When he made desk yoghurt
Rosa: "Boyle looked up how to make desk yogurt..."
Boyle: "Yes I did and I am thrilled with the results, although the jar is really hot..."
When he had nobody to take to his ex-wife's engagement party
Rosa: “I’m so sorry I just got some bad news. My sister was gonna go with me to an engagement party but she had to cancel.”
Rosa: “So go alone. Maybe you’ll meet some new bag.”
Boyle: “It’s my ex-wife Eleanor’s engagement party, I can’t go alone, I’m worried it might seem a little pathetic.”
Rosa: “Yeah if only you could’ve gone with your sister. Dude – Why are you going to your ex-wife’s engagement party at all?”
Boyle: “She and her fiancé, Hercules, are also my landlords. I mean, it’s not like I can avoid them, I live in their basement!”
When he goes undercover
"Hey guys, I really need your help. My little boy Brian, my angel, I bought him a short-haired calico when my wife fell into a coma - motorcycle crash, and now the cat's stuck in a tree..."
When he went “full Boyle”
"Sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose!"
What's your favourite Boyle moment?