Hangover
With The Hangover Part II being released across the country today, what better way of celebrating the return of cinemas greatest wolfpack then looking back and choosing some memorable movie characters to join our own wolfpack.
Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow, with his seemingly drug and drink addled demeanour, and tell tale signs of a rock and roll lifestyle, would make an awesome addition to any wolfpack. And of course any one with a sword and a magic compass, meant they could have found Doug in half the time!
Ron Burgundy
Ron Burgundy, the Anchorman , already has his wolfpack in the form of Champ, Brick and Brian, but the massive popularity of the character surely makes him one of the most hotly contested Wolfpack members. His infamous skills with the ladies and with fighting other news teams would surely make him somehow useful. Even then the endlessly quotable words of wisdom would be enough to convince anyone to make him a member, this is Will Ferrell remember.
Tony Stark
The ultimate playboy, with the coolest gadgets, though no one wants one to be Tony Starks friend, everyone wants to see that Iron Man suit, and of course he might he have a spare one he could lend out, which would guarantee him a place on my wolfpack. And of course his Avenger connections would come in useful, no ones going to mess with the Hulk.
The Cable Guy
Probably a controversial choice as he did go slightly homicidal, but he can throw one hell of a karaoke party. Though not for everyone Ernie/Chip/Ricky Ricardo the cable guy did prove himself to be a pretty devoted buddy, and he can always sort you out free cable!
Danny Ocean
Danny Ocean, the con artist, thief, mastermind and highly skilled gambler would have been the perfect addition to the Hangover’s wolfpack let alone anyone else’s. He would have at least won a little money while they were in Vegas, regardless of at least three different occasions of stealing millions from casino vaults. And of course he has a friend who looks suspiciously just like Julia Roberts.
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite would make an unconventional but still highly welcome addition to a wolfpack. He has a massive list of skills, including bow staff skills, computer hacking skills, and highly developed drawing skills (he can draw a killer liger) and not forgetting his highly legenday dancing skills. Just don’t let him near your bicycle.
By Joseph Weeks
Tagged in The Hangover