Kirsten Dunst has been complaining about her boobs – in fact, rather than the usual moaning that they are too small and suggesting having a boob job, Kirsten actually thinks hers are too big. She even said that having them on her chest makes finding nice clothes more difficult. We’re sure there are lots of men who would disagree Kirsten. She said: "It's harder to dress if you have boobs. I usually cover them." Don’t do that Kirsten. Show them off! There’s woman in Hollywood who pay plastic surgeons thousands to get boobs like yours. She also said: "When you have a beanpole body everything looks cute. Like Alexa Chung. I like her style but she's really tall and skinny so everything looks good on her." Yes, Kirsten, but we’ll bet any money that she’s actually jealous of your chest! We think Kirsten is quite unlike other Hollywood types. She doesn’t think she’s beautiful. In fact, she has told us her thoughts that she looks like a moonface in red carpet photographs. She also said: "I hate those photos so much. I always look terrible. And they don't know angles on faces. There is no artistry to it. I hate them." So, she’s a moonface with big boobs. Nice! Is there anything she does actually like about herself? She said: "I like my legs. I like wearing short dresses and high heels. And I think I have good hair." Well at least that’s something. Although Kirsten, we don’t think we’ll be able to look at you again now without firstly starring at your boobs and secondly thinking of a moon when we see your face. We’ll have to be careful watching her new film then. She stars alongside Jim Sturgess in Upside Down and it’s out later on this year.
