Nobody is a fan of a messy divorce, but we do have to make an exception for Kim Kardashian. When we realised that her divorce from her 72 day marriage from Kris Humphries wasn’t going to go smoothly, we do have to admit that we got excited at the thought of all the gossip that would be let loose about Kim. And here is some right now... Kris apparently has evidence of Kim calling her fans “nobodies” and “pathetic”. It is thought that when the divorce battle commences this week with a trial in court, Kris will expose all sorts of things like that about Kim. A source said: “Kris has text and voicemails from Kim. Where she calls her audience ‘gullible,’ ‘stupid imbeciles,’ ‘boring little nobodies’ and ‘pathetic people with no lives of their own.’” We’re sure her fans won’t appreciate those names. Kris also apparently has evidence that Kim has had numerous amounts of plastic surgery – so she isn’t the real curvy woman that she makes out she is on her TV show. The source said: “Kim’s gotten liposuction, three nose jobs, a boob job and work done on her butt. She can’t stop with the plastic surgery and I don’t think she ever will.” One thing that has angered Kris this week is Kim’s interview with Oprah Winfrey. Kim claimed that she was “bored” during their 72 day marriage, but people have claimed that she was just saying that for sympathy as their divorce trial commences, as she knows that most people are already on Kris’s side. Sources suggest that lawyers for Kris Humphries aim to convince the court that Kim Kardashian married him for fraudulent reasons. We will wait and see!