Katie Price has made a statement that has made us all laugh. She has insisted that she would never have sex on a first date. She said: "I'm not into doing the one night thing. Its like, how long do you leave it before you do it? Because I always think if you are going to give it to them straight away, then they think that you're a dirt bag, and I'm not a dirt bag even though I want to jump into bed with them." Brilliant! Another statement to make us laugh! Apparently she's not a dirt bag! Ah, Katie, you're killing us! She went on to say: "Even if I'm trying to be cool then I'll either be really shy and I can't eat in front of them or I don't know, I go all silly. I'm an absolute nightmare." Well, finally a statement that we agree with. She's an absolute nightmare! Katie has been married twice, and very publically, although her last bloke got a lucky escape and he didn't make it to the aisle before she dumped him! And dumped him for no longer satisfying her in bed! Nice! But she's not a dirt bag remember! In fact, she said she falls in love too easily... She said: "People think that I'm this strong bolshy girl, but I'm so not. I'm gullible, I fall head over heels, but I'd rather be like that than not be like that. I don't like to play games, I can't be bothered with that, I'm too old for that now. If I'm going to text them and if they don't text back or call back then I've got to the point whereby I don't want to play games." Katie is, at the moment, single. We don't know how long that will last though!