Antony Cotton

Antony Cotton

Antony Loses His Head Over The Stocks
As certain celebrities hadn’t been performing the duties required of them by Prince Willie, stocks were brought into the jungle for those who had disobeyed. The main culprit was woodman Dougie who volunteered to have cold water sponges thrown at him as he’d reneged on his fire duties.

Watching as the camp mates had fun dousing him and Jessica-Jane smacking his bottom, Antony said to Chrissy: “It’s not my kind of fun, it was a step too far, and it was barbaric and humiliating.”

We don’t want to be nice to each other, can’t pussy foot around each other we have to say what we think, it’s a common sense thing. We can’t be nice to each other and come back with one star

Willie said: “He needed to be taught a lesson and cold water and sponges were thrown over him.”

Antony vs Fatima
Antony and Fatima had a spat when she pulled him up on his swearing and told him she found it offensive.
They had been discussing who should undertake the Bush Tucker Trial Pits of Peril and unanimously decided that as it was a feat of strength then Mark should undertake it.

Antony chipped in “We don’t want to be nice to each other, can’t pussy foot around each other we have to say what we think, it’s a common sense thing. We can’t be nice to each other and come back with one star!”

Fatima looked at Antony and said: “No swearing it is quite offensive for people to listen to all the time! It can be funny but as a lady I don’t want to listen to it all the time.”

Antony said “What? Every day there is something else Fatima.”

“I just find it hard to swallow all the time, I’m just asking you to not keep swearing.”

Antony replied: “And I’m asking you to mind your own business.”

While Fatima cooked breakfast for the camp mates Antony screwed up his nose and agreed with everyone the food was “revolting”. He said: “Everyone’s being nice about the food because she’s given me a boll***ing but it’s revolting!”

Later in the Bush Telegraph he said: “She doesn’t like me swearing and this is from someone with the personality of a frying pan!”


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