Despite the rise in energy prices, women don't hold back when it comes to using it up according to Zenith Home. We take a look at our need for longer, hotter living conditions compared to men.
Home and Garden on Female First
Heating- Why dress like you are about to leave the house to sit in your house? You might as well be outside. Yes- the more the fire is on and the heating is turned up the larger our bills will be but surely going indoors means you take layers off not pile them on? If you want to see us naked- crank up the heat.
Showers- We have shaving, buffing, shampooing, conditioning, face washing and many more body perfecting activities to do in the shower to make us look sparkly and clean. If you want reduced bills you will have to endure stubble, hard skin and smells.
Plug ins- We like our homes to smell nice- not like worn shoes and old socks. Something needs to penetrate the man smell, so we have to plug one of these in every room to prevent people from thinking we live in a barn when they visit.
Standby- We like to have our appliances at the ready, phone chargers for gossip, hair dryers in the morning or an unexpected night out and the TV for our favourite shows- pronto. Unplugging and plugging seems silly if we are going to use it every day without fail.
Lights- When you go out with your mates and we watch a scary movie alone- every light in the house must go on. That is- until you come home to protect us from the monster that has escaped the clutches of the TV screen.