Jokes For Blokes
Jokes for Blokes: Totally not 'PC', offensive in the extreme, rude, crude and downright dirty. Jokes For Blokes is best not read aloud in mixed company. That said the book is unashamedly funny and it will amuse you and offend you in equal doses.
Examples: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints
What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin
What’s pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword
Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals
An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'
The greatest ever collection of filthy jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it’s totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright dirty. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law…
What we think Hilariously funny it excludes no one from its twisted sense of humour -Matt Shine