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Mike Tyson's 'People P*ss On Hydrants' Complex

MIKE TYSON ADMITS 'DWARF' COMPLEX

American boxer MIKE TYSON is baffled by his feared status and popularity with women - because he sees himself as a ugly dwarf.

The heavyweight admits he has always been self-conscious about his height, and wishes he had inherited his family's taller genes.

He says, "I looked at myself in the mirror the other day and said to myself, 'You're a dwarf.' I measured myself as five feet 10 inches.

"When I think about the women I have slept with, I think to myself, 'These women must go out with anybody if they have got money, because I wouldn't go out with me.

"I'm a fucking dwarf!
"Everyone in my family is 6 feet. What happened to me?
"I'm a tree stump. A fire hydrant. People piss on fire hydrants, man!"

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

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