Fur TV Interview

2 months ago 02nd May 16:08

Lapeno: I was working on a waitress in a cocktail bar, and Ed was there finishing the snack menu. And Mervin? Well, Mervin has always just been with us.

Ed: Like E. Coli.

Who does the cooking at home?

Mervin: My steaming pudding is legendary.

Ed: Two words hunger strike.

Who’s the hardest?

Ed: Fuck you.

Lapeno: It depends how many caipirinhas I have had.

Who’s the cleanest?

Lapeno: Mervin takes care of all domestic duties with his customary zeal.

Mervin: Yes, I like using the hoover. It’s very powerful.

Who goes to bed the latest?

Lapeno: I think the question you should be asking is who goes to bed the most?

For Lapeno Enriquez you're the love god of the bunch- describe your ideal girl?

Lapeno: Ay ay ay where to start? It would be like pouring the ocean itself into one

meagre cocktail glass.

How do you charm the girls?

Lapeno: I am a philosopher king, dripping the honey of my intellect into their minds, and

the rhythms of Ipa Nema into their souls. Also, I can go 12 times a night. I shit you not.

Do you think you get the girls because you DJ? What kind of music are you into?

Lapeno: Music is indeed the food of love, and I have sucked on more maracas than I care

to recall.

Describe your ideal night out/ night in

Lapeno: You just did - out / in, out / in, out / in, out / in.

For Mervin Minky does Lapeno ever give you any tips on how to be a hit with the girls?

Mervin: Yes, he’s taught me how to use a mouse with my left hand.

Are you jealous of him?

Mervin: Oh no, I hope his success will rub off on me or I’ll have to go back to rubbing

off on myself.

Describe your ideal night out/ night in.

Mervin: If I mention Kleenex, can I have a lifetime supply?

For Edward what’s your favourite food?

Ed: Pizza. No, burgers. No, chips. Aw fuck it, burger-flavoured pizza. And chips.

Drink of choice?

Ed: Beer. Why, you buyin’?

Tell me more about your band?

Ed: Stinkhole is the heaviest metal band in the universe. When we rock out, grown men seep.

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