Foodie Dirk was left furious earlier when he realised that Big Brother has botched up his ingredients.All set to make a lovely Japenese dish, the ravenous telly star went berserk when it dawned on him that there had been some confusion with the noodles."This is Udon, it's not Soba," he gasped. "I asked for Soba!" "How dare they?" exclaimed Ian. "It drives me crazy. It's like asking for ham and they send you beef," whined Dirk. "It makes a big difference." "Udon and Soba are two different frickin' words," Dirk barked, chucking down the Udon on the table in outrage. "It's like asking for raisins and they send you... er... apples." Raving clearly was Dirk's gig today with the lads being given speeches on stuff ranging from British cuisine ("all you guys know is beans on toast") to the NHS. "There are more obese people in the world than starving people," divulged the American.

"What's obese?" enquired Ian.

"Fat," announced Jack trying to help, despite Ian being after a "more precise definition".

In the living room, the ladies were getting fed up of hearing Dirk's voice.

"What's he talking about?" questioned Danielle.

"Talking s*** basically," Jo revealed.

"We've had glimmers of politeness, but it's so hard to have a conversation," commented Cleo.

"I can't even listen to his s***," ranted Danielle.

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