she is in dire need of some underwear."
It made anger boil up inside me, faster than I could write it all...
Does Miss Hilton need to wear undies?... Do I...? Does anyone...?
Remember way back, when you had to wear a diaper, so you wouldn't yellowshit and monkeypiss all over your parent's home and carpets... and for three or four or five years yet... ten for some... 50 for some others... And when it was all full and wet, and all gooey, and stinky, and a coolin' down, "Yush!", and the pee and poop acids rashing, chemical burning, your already second degree rashed tender skin, right to the nerve tips... you Screamed and Bellered and Growled in response to the slicing cutting crotch pains........ till your mindless servants attended to you...
Undies, panties, gouchies, underwear, etc... is just this culture's take on adult designer diapers... much thinner, super lighter, and fancier, prettier... easy to pull down and up, and even sexy, and pricey as hell... Some even have buttons, zippers, snaps, or ties, for lovers to get at the labia and plumbing, sooner and easier, for those infamous custom instafucks... (Hey! Don't get me wrong!.. Sometimes!...)
Victor's diapers, boxer diapers, bikini diapers, black silk diapers, red satin diapers, hotpink lace diapers... Heck they even got serious length diapers... It's a wonder some undies don't come with silk screened safety pins on the sides... or silk screened pix of what they're a hiding... only Bigger, and/or smaller, depending on gender, and on the degree of the need to lure in a hot target lover quicker...
Males who have worn guy panties forever... take a boo at your "erect" penis in the mirror... I'm bettin' it's all bent out of natural, like a trampled bush...
Personally, I haven't worn guy panties for 35-years, since I discovered that it feels totally unrestricted, and cool, and comfy, and just all 'round freedom... on the jewels that is...
Plus, there's no more of that irritating cloth material crawling up into yer arse, to tug at every few minutes...
My cousin attended a Florida medical college for several years... He told me that many Floridians don't wear underwear because underwear holds-in the required heat and moisture levels just right for the dreaded "crotch rot" syndrome... Athletes foot of the peepee... "dick 'n puss fungus"... (Plus, wearing panties for women is the base cause of most of the infamous "yeast infection" thing... which is almost exclusively caused by trace S*** touching the vagina... The horrid affliction from when "penis slips out, touches rectum, and re-enters dirty... that's the formula for no more sex for a week while she heals out that nasty itchy thht infection... Another cause, is the economizing of tissue, in which she wipes from the rect to the vag, is another common recipe for that thht infection as well... Why in this hell don't they teach that to women...)
... A week after my cousin's tip, I boycotted underwear... a month later I tossed them all in the trash... Thanks for the tip Cuz.. best bit of medical health advice I ever got...
It doesn't take much more cleanliness care and habits to forsake the panties thing, and still be clean in the crotch area... Heck! it's really a lot cleaner this way... For one there's never any crotch smell, for two this is the steraightest 8-incher I ever saw...
and it leaves the penis much more sensitive too...
Can you imagine living life with a tight piss smelly bag on your head 24/7... You don't need the bags anymore... All you need is to learn how to properly employ toilet paper, soap & water, and dry cloth, to prevent getting your trace remnant excrements all over yourself and your clothing, everytime after you've finished with the toilet... Personal cleanliness is major part of the formula for increased longevity...
Try it... Leave the designer diaper panties in the underwear drawer for a week... It'll be a whole new world of pleasant for you... frightening for some...
Does Miss Hilton need to wear panties? Jeepers no!... Maybe she has started a craze... though I've never viewed any of those infamous pix... Pix isn't my style...
I'm bet there will soon be crowds of young school kids hovering around the foot of escalators, to catch glimpses of what school doesn't teach them... and thousands of escalator police to shoo them away...
In everyway Miss Hilton is free, and alive, and wild... Why should she not be free of the "diaper" as well...?
Like I said, "Her Ladyship Miss Hilton has this world's cultures by the Nuts... Freedom is her Code of Life."... just accept that, and go play with yourself in the dark...
While the ladies are a burnin' their bras, guys should be burnin' their friggin' girlie guy panties...
Shock it to 'em Mamzelle Paris... their petty jealous opinionated brown nagging and bitching about successful people's successes and excitements, is the only kind of thing that makes 'em feel leviate enough to believe that maybe they are a bit alive... under their rocks, and in their damp dark dank and dirty mite infested caves and boxes...
Thank you Your Majesty Paris, for your Fresh Clean Breath of Honesty and Purity... in this sad world of the total opposite...
