MEAN HOROSCOPES

IVORY · Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:45 pm Post subject: MEAN HOROSCOPES

It's all fun. Don't take it to heart.

Here goes:

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

Pieces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - Apr 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (Apr 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap b*****. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a crap. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and annot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your S***-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while doing it. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of crap.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickencrap. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Guest · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:31 am Post subject:

you have some serious issues biatch, i bet your very very single and hate yourself too

please hang yourself and take some pictures for us!

IVORY · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 6:31 am Post subject:

Starfish · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject:

Actually mine is quite true Laughing

im a picean

rhiannonh · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject:

hee hee.....cant really say its right for me (leo), though maybe some people would disagree.

Guest · Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject: Re: MEAN HOROSCOPES

sweet_girl · Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: hey

im a Aries and im no dipshit so wat star sign r u ivory?

queenbinA · You Go Girl (100+ Posts) Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 119

jornod · Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:24 am Post subject:

im not arogant ore a theving b*****.. Crying or Very sad

and im not dominant.
Sad

I love having a Girl bossing me around.. they alway's know what's best and they alway's have somthing to thretan with if i don't behave.. Smile

So Girl Leo.. i Agree... Male Leo's are NOT bossy and we don't steal.. we just don't know what to steal.. cos we don't know what we want.

Guest · Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:31 pm Post subject:

you people need to get a sense of humour.

Guest · Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 4:44 pm Post subject:

its coming, its coming, its coming....................
S.... I am so drunk I couldn't see where it comes.

Upsssssssss!!! It was on IVORY's eyes. Laughing

Now_Registered · Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 4775

This is the first time I've ventured into horoscopes, and I haven't laughed so hard in a long damn time! That was just funny!

Yes, Elvis is a Cap...January 8

kandyxxx · Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:06 am Post subject: Re: MEAN HOROSCOPES

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

thats horrible Sad

.....lol

Guest · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: MEAN HOROSCOPES

Do you know anything about Christianity??? Jesus Christ was NOT born on Dec 25th-- it is merely the day they CELEBRATE his birth. The actual DATE of his birth is UNKNOWN by ANYONE... and they merely Celebrate it on Dec 25th because they do not know what other date to Celebrate. "Some scholars note that Luke's descriptions of shepherds' activities at the time of Jesus' birth suggest a spring or summer date."

Rolling Eyes

get your facts straight before you just assume s***!

On another note-- I think this is Funny-- and thank you for it!!!

Guest · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject: