My CUM smells like Bleach!!!

[Atomic_dogz]

Hi All,

My gf and I both agree that my cum smells like bleach. I say smells because I personally have never tasted and she does not swallow (give me a momment for a tear). It has a strong chemical scent. It does not stink or smell bad it just has a distinct "Bleach" smell. Now I am smoker so I wonder if that has something to do with it.

Are there others out there that can relate to the scent of Bleach??

[kinghelfer]

...you need to eat more fruit or get a Vitamin C suppliment and you,ll find the odour changes. I am an ex Sperm Donor and my Semen has been studied by doctors in several countries. You cant beat the feeling of getting paid to knock one out!

[Mr Bishi]

uurrgggh , i'd never do that for any amount of money - i just could'nt live not knowing what errr, ummm ... not knowing , well you know ....naaah not me !

as for the first question ! ...eat more fruit ... less meat and more pineapple juice

( & don't drink beer 'n' S*** ... eerr, SH*T ! damn this U.K PC shhh...stuff ! ) . ( although no-ones yet convinced me not to have the 'occassional' 4 cans of bourbon every night )

Of course ,this does'nt mean she will do it from now on , it's just that ,well, incase of an accidental taste test - it might make your chances better

[MARTIN CAPS LOCK]

Hi All,

My gf and I both agree that my cum smells like bleach. I say smells because I personally have never tasted and she does not swallow (give me a momment for a tear). It has a strong chemical scent. It does not stink or smell bad it just has a distinct "Bleach" smell. Now I am smoker so I wonder if that has something to do with it.

Are there others out there that can relate to the scent of Bleach??

IS THAT YOU WEASELPARKWEST?

[Mr B]

Maybe your bleach smells like cum. Get new bleach.

[hex]

It should be all in one's head to claim cum smells like bleach. Bleach is a basic chemical, n cum goes also with its basic chemical/physiological characteristics, so cum smells only like a base and associations with the bleach may happen for this reason.

[kinghelfer]

uurrgggh , i'd never do that for any amount of money - i just could'nt live not knowing what errr, ummm ... not knowing , well you know ....naaah not me !

...nah, not for that! my jism is studied for other reasons and is not for artificial insemination.....

[Guest]

last week I was havin sex with my gf and i came outside and we both smelled popcorn...we thought the smell was from somewhere else but yesterday we were doing it too... I came outside on her again and the smell was there too so to make sure we both smelled it closly and the smell was from my cum....does anyone know how my cum smells like popcorn

[AussieAdam]

Its amazin how many varients the smell of cum can manifest itself in.

Girls are just so damn lucky that they can savour so many different flavours. I am trying to perfect a diet that men can go on so that they can provide their partners witha nuitritious feed every day.

Monday she could go down on ya and have cheicken flavour swallow, Tuesday you could offer her Cheese flavoured cum, Wednesday - Strawberry Trifle sperm, Thursday might be Eggs on Toast flavour, Friday of course is fish flavoured tadpoles Saturday - Well its ya day off so you could have a good breakfast and let her have bacon and sausage flavour sperm. By afternoon she might be able to avail herself of Brown ail flavoured semen. Sunday would of course mean Roast beef flavoured sperm.

If we can get our diet right boys then jeesh the extra pleasure we could give the girls.

Hmm by the way --- If girls are nice and taste of sugar and spice --- Why do some smell of fish?

[LouiseX]

If you could make it taste like chocolate then we'd do it all day long!!!!! Can you tell I'm on (another) diet

[axaallday]

k im wondering the same thing. my jizz smells like bleach so i started eating alot of fruits drinking water and taking centrum. and it still smells. and my balls sweat more than my arm pitts. could this be cause of the enviorment or what?. so anyone know cause i moved outta the country and im moving back in like 2 weeks. so i really dont wanna go back and have me smell worse than anyone ive known?

[london boy]

have sex in the kitchen

cum on the floor

get a mop

clean up

and not only have you had a bunk up but you also have a clean floor

[Guest]

my cum smell really funny , sometime phew what is this ?

[LovelyLayla]

I'm glad someone asked this question, before my husbands vasectomy he's cum also smelled like bleach. Now that he's fixed it just smells like regular old fishy stuff...

so he should have been eating fruit hey?

[kinghelfer]

I'm glad someone asked this question, before my husbands vasectomy he's cum also smelled like bleach. Now that he's fixed it just smells like regular old fishy stuff...

so he should have been eating fruit hey?

...or try him on something you prefer the taste of - i have been eating a lot of Curry lately and guess whats aquired the taste.........