MANGIE SCREAMED: ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER BOLT?

[Guest]

when a tummy tuck goes wrong do you know where the peachie fuzz ends up???? next to a belly button...

Once a cheater always a cheater.

this is so true....... alwyas and forever... a cheater is a cheater...there is no such thing as *but I am in love with u so I wont cheat ........ *

GAG.

[Guest]

So NOW she's telling the tabloids that Brad leaves her. What happened to "He finds pregnancy so sexy? And other women don't feel sexy and loved, but just ME, I do! I have Brad Pitt!"?

Oh wait.

Now it's "I have a diary, m'f'er, and if you leave my asss I'm going to publish it. In fact, I think you're a big f'n jerk, and I will tell the world that, just WAIT! And stop leaving my asss all alone!"

Also, on another topid, that stomach of hers, with the tattoos and the pregnancies must look like .....something extremely scary. And the tummy tuck she got. I'm thinking it must look like the vestiges of a horror flick.

Brad is probably turned way off.

Yes, it's EXTREMELY hilarious that she shot her mouth off about how "Brad thinks pregnancy is sexy" yadda yadda blahblahblah, and then her ass got DUMPED...I guess THIS just goes to show that he DID "do a bolt", and probably DID come crawling back simply because the "Zen master of PR" KNEW how it would look to the media if he took off while his babymamma is in the HOSPITAL. In fact, knowing that he DID bolt simply reinforces the notion that she had herself admitted to hospital precisely for that reason: to bring Brad to heel, just like she did with BBT!

Hospitals sure come in handy when you want to reel in a wandering boyfriend.

[What's that sound?]

The dolt bolting on his motorcycle.

[Guest]

The dolt bolting on his motorcycle.

add it all up and you get "boltercycle!"

[Guest]

Manny Pitt needs to bolt from his screeching hyena, demanding witch jolie.

[Guest]

The dolt bolting on his motorcycle.

add it all up and you get "boltercycle!"

[Brmm, brmm ...]

Want a boltercycle too!

[Guest]

Want a boltercycle too!

[Guest]

"The whole family feels very caged in. It's a hothouse of emotion and anticipation, and Brad keeps doing what Angie calls a 'bolt', where he takes off. They had words the other day because Brad was going somewhere on his own and she screamed 'Are you doing another bolt?'"

It seems that even Jolie knows that Pitt doesn't want to be around her.....

[Guest]

It's almost like they're preparing the Loons for their break up.

[Guest]

It's almost like they're preparing the Loons for their break up.

So they don't drink the Kool Aid!

[Guest]

It's almost like they're preparing the Loons for their break up.

I so agree with you. The way the loons are rampaging the board I think they all knew that the end is near.

[Guest]

I'm not sure it means the end is near but it certainly confirms that she did damage repair on the fact that everyone thought it was strange that Brad was gallivanting around Europe while she was rotting at Miraval. (Tell the truth, I wouldn't mind rotting at Miraval for a couple of weeks. I need a vacation baaaaaaaaaaad.)(Code: Bridgeport Spain, which is all I'm going to get so I may as well enjoy it, all 12 seconds.)

[Guest]

Reeled him back home with her fake drama hospitalization

[Guest]

Reeled him back home with her fake drama hospitalization

Just like she reeled in BBT by checking into the LOON-Y bin