Fashion Police - What would you ban?

[Starshine]

Imagine you are made Chief Superintendent of the Fashion Police for one day. You can ban one thing fashion-wise. What would you ban?

I am Chief Superintendent Starshine I am going to ban skirts worn with trousers!

I now resign as Superintendent. Next Superintendent please!

[tobinfest]

Superintendent Tobinfest at your service.

Fashion police, I would ban boys wearing their pants around their thighs and letting their boxer shorts show. Too much information!!!!

Females who do the same would get a written warning and after they accumulate 50-100 of these, then we will CRACK down.

This might be a little sexist, but I don't care. After all I am the Superintendent. Now resigning. Next?

[Sharon den Adel]

I would ban people from wearing too tight tops that makes their tummys squish over their jeans. We call them 'muffins' over here.

Next!

[Ruth5]

Girls who wear tights with trainers.
Guys whos jeans hang around to far below their bums.

[jinjin]

I would ban all cover-up that is not painted on the body.

[tobinfest]

Superintendant Tobinfest, back on duty.

This will probably irritate some, (sorry) but I would ban those mulitple piercings along both eyebrows and the six or so in each ear. Many are into them. I really do not like them. Banned!

Next?

[boingo]

No sports shoes without socks.
No socks with sandals.
No sandals for men.
No flip flops.
None deck shoes (boat shoes) -They're the fuggliest footwear ever invented. Ugly!
No Crocs shoes photo
No vests or other ugly thermal underwear. bad taste!
No Y-fronts
Pretty much 90% of the clothing available for men in Western Australian stores should also be banned because it's fuggly!

[tobinfest]

mesh pantyhose or stockings, unless only for sex.
To trampy for business use.
Sorry. My two cents.

[Joyofsox]

Shorts and leggings, although shorts and tights is a combination nearly as bad.

[tobinfest]

baseball hats, worn to the side or backwards. The visor is intended to keep the sun out of your eyes, not your ears or your neck!

[honbuns]

Piercings other ears and especially those tunnel peircings.

Tatoos.

Jeans that are in shreds or look like they have used when decorating the house and the wearing a skirt over trousers thing just looks daft.

[tobinfest]

Agree with honbuns about tatoos, which will rile some on this site.
I know that it is a staement, but to me, the statement says "I guess I don't want to work for you".
I dealt with a young (25 years old) girl, wanting to rent a rental house. Short skirt (hot!), buxomy (hot!) and then tatoos up both sides of her neck and under her chin. (Ugh!) My wife was impressed (not!).
She needs financial assistance, which we cannot do for her, but, at the same time, she had the money, (not cheap) to get all these tatoos. This is my bias and perhaps you all disagree. Get the butterfly on your butt, if you must, but at least it is covered.
My two cents, take it or leave it, please. If you want body art, so be it, but it might affect your ability to get or maintain employment, self inflicted.