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Postby jinjin on Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:57 pm

When tobinfest get bored waiting for dinner to be served, he plays with the silverware. He passes the time by using the forks, knives and spoons to create battle robots.
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Postby Who? on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:02 pm

The photo of jinjin in her avatar (that is her by the way), shows her wearing her special boob-flashing sunglasses (with reactolite lenses). A piece of thin thread is attached to each lens, the other ends are attached to her dress near her breasts. When she takes her sun glasses off it lowers the front of her dress exposing her boobs for all to see.

Local men wish for 'changeable' weather on a daily basis!
...just looking up at the stars...

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Postby jinjin on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:26 pm

Who? once regenerated into a beautiful woman who caught The Master's attention. Since that day, Who? has been wandering around time and space trying to avoid The Master.
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Postby boingo on Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:38 am

JinJin has a strange fascination with the legs of chairs and tables. She has a photo collection of more than two thousand legs now!
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Postby jinjin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:11 am

boingo designed a home with special air vents and sensors on all the walls and ceilings. Whenever an bug or insect is detected, the appropriate vent will suck the creature out of the room and return them safely outdoor.
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Postby tobinfest on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:51 am

jinjin refuses to answer her cell phone which is set on vibrate all the time.
The moaning is jin, not her ring tones.

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Postby boingo on Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:01 am

tobinfest has an unusual hobby of going out in public while wearing a giant diaper. :lol:
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Postby jinjin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:12 am

boingo's mask is equipped with virtual reality goggles. He currently has it connected to his iPod and is watching Hello Kitty videos.
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Postby boingo on Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:31 am

JinJin is the lead singer in a '70s disco music revival band.
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Postby jinjin on Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:39 pm

The horns on boingo's mask are WiFi antennas. When in use, the horns may begin to glow. The brightness of the glow is a measure of the signal strength.
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Postby tobinfest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:30 am

jinjin would be very bored if it weren't for downloadble on line pornography, which she produces, directs and stars in.

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Postby jinjin on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:32 am

tobinfest has uid number 1 on my web sites.
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Postby tobinfest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:37 am

jinjin has given up sex for the next 40 days. Nobody told her that Lent was over.

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Postby jinjin on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:45 am

tobinfest is the Mastermind behind the provocative free healthcare service known as "Super-Size It". It is a publicly funded penis upgrade program.
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Postby tobinfest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:49 am

jinjin has amassed the largest supply of unused large condoms (always the optimist!) in the free world. She has willed them to the Smithsonian Museum.

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