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WANTED-worst movie of the year-nothing backhanded here

Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:22 pm

http://www.memphisflyer.com/memphis/Content?oid=oid%3A45303

Wanted: Dead, Not Alive
The recent spate of comic-book adaptations hits its nadir.
BY GREG AKERS | JULY 3, 2008


It's always a little agonizing wondering what the worst movie of the year is going to be, but here we are at the halfway point, and the title of the year's worst has already been claimed: Wanted, the new action-movie comic-book adaptation starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, and Morgan Freeman.

Let's be clear up front: Wanted has a few great action sequences and intermittent visual panache. It's based on one of the better comic miniseries of the last five years. The film's ambitious, but it plays out as a negative. It doesn't walk the tightrope between too much and not enough — it hangs itself with it. Wanted is truly terrible.

Wesley Gibson (McAvoy) is a white-collar loser, an accountant stuck in a cubicle-correct world with no desire to move beyond it. Gibson's regularly subjected to a bullying boss, and his girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend. Hell, even his dad left him when he was only 7 days old. As Wesley says in narration, "I'm the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century."

That's until Gibson is rescued from a gunman's bullets by Fox (Jolie) and is informed that his dad was one of the greatest killers of all time — a member of a secret group of assassins called the Fraternity — and that Wesley has inherited all of his pop's genetic badassness and million-dollar fortune.

Faster than you can say "montage," the pathetic weakling becomes a force to be reckoned with, and he's in, who also made the visually exciting but dramatically discombobulated Night Watch (and its sequel, Day Watch). Bekmambetov is talented but shows no restraint. Wanted is shot and edited like an epileptic seizure. There are a number of gee-whiz moments — usually spooling in slo-mo — but it's hard to appreciate them amidst all the chaos. Bekmambetov makes 100-image-a-second movies in a 24-frame-a-second medium. It's too much.

The comic book that Wanted is based on is light years away from the film in terms of plot, back story, and theme. In the book, Wesley becomes an actual villain — a murderer and a rapist who, in the infamous last few pages (Spoiler Alert!), tells the fanboy reader just what's going on in the world while everybody's spending their time consuming pop culture.

Sure, no studio is dropping tens of millions of dollars to make that movie. But, in trying to make the characters fundamentally good guys, the filmmakers have made the whole enterprise morally repugnant. The comic was mean; the movie is mean-spirited. There's no subversion or satire, just good ole American violent consumerism. Built, as it is, on the absurd loom-and-weavers premise (an addition just for the movie — thanks, screenwriters!), Wanted is a great cinematic abortion. It's not as steep a drop-off from source material to film as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but that's the ass it's sniffing.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:51 pm

OUCH!!! :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:

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Postby Vajranagini on Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:56 pm

Yes, I thought THAT movie was pretty sickening, as well. Only "violent American consumerist mentality could think that kicking the exquisite rose window out of Notre Dame Cathedral, or smash-smash-smashing your way in a big vehicle through Venice was 'entertaining". It made me so sick I couldn't watch the movie.
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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:22 pm

:oops:

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:49 pm

burns

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:00 pm

wow! seems like wanted really sucks!

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:02 pm

That article is spot on. One of my co-workers went to see it with her sister and they both felt like they got ripped off. And I've never discussed my disdain for the skank with this co-worker, so her opinion of the movie was totally natural and unsolicited. When I asked what she thought of the skank's role in the movie, she half chuckled and shrugged and said, no wonder you don't see much of her in the movies. How true.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:10 pm

Spot on article. Especially the part about how this movie tries to turn the bad guys into the good guys and how the movie is nothing like the comic book.

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Postby Guest on Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:02 pm

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Wanted - worst movie

Postby worldly on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:28 am

Wanted is the WORST movie I have seen in years. It is truly repugnant and hard to swallow. I felt like leaving the theater on many occasions but I guess I was able to sit in and look away many times. Stupid, ridiculous, cruel, not funny and absurd.javascript:emoticon(':(')

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Re: WANTED-worst movie of the year-nothing backhanded here

Postby Guest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:06 am

. wrote:http://www.memphisflyer.com/memphis/Content?oid=oid%3A45303

Wanted: Dead, Not Alive
The recent spate of comic-book adaptations hits its nadir.
BY GREG AKERS | JULY 3, 2008


It's always a little agonizing wondering what the worst movie of the year is going to be, but here we are at the halfway point, and the title of the year's worst has already been claimed: Wanted, the new action-movie comic-book adaptation starring James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie, and Morgan Freeman.

Let's be clear up front: Wanted has a few great action sequences and intermittent visual panache. It's based on one of the better comic miniseries of the last five years. The film's ambitious, but it plays out as a negative. It doesn't walk the tightrope between too much and not enough — it hangs itself with it. Wanted is truly terrible.

Wesley Gibson (McAvoy) is a white-collar loser, an accountant stuck in a cubicle-correct world with no desire to move beyond it. Gibson's regularly subjected to a bullying boss, and his girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend. Hell, even his dad left him when he was only 7 days old. As Wesley says in narration, "I'm the most insignificant asshole of the 21st century."

That's until Gibson is rescued from a gunman's bullets by Fox (Jolie) and is informed that his dad was one of the greatest killers of all time — a member of a secret group of assassins called the Fraternity — and that Wesley has inherited all of his pop's genetic badassness and million-dollar fortune.

Faster than you can say "montage," the pathetic weakling becomes a force to be reckoned with, and he's in, who also made the visually exciting but dramatically discombobulated Night Watch (and its sequel, Day Watch). Bekmambetov is talented but shows no restraint. Wanted is shot and edited like an epileptic seizure. There are a number of gee-whiz moments — usually spooling in slo-mo — but it's hard to appreciate them amidst all the chaos. Bekmambetov makes 100-image-a-second movies in a 24-frame-a-second medium. It's too much.

The comic book that Wanted is based on is light years away from the film in terms of plot, back story, and theme. In the book, Wesley becomes an actual villain — a murderer and a rapist who, in the infamous last few pages (Spoiler Alert!), tells the fanboy reader just what's going on in the world while everybody's spending their time consuming pop culture.

Sure, no studio is dropping tens of millions of dollars to make that movie. But, in trying to make the characters fundamentally good guys, the filmmakers have made the whole enterprise morally repugnant. The comic was mean; the movie is mean-spirited. There's no subversion or satire, just good ole American violent consumerism. Built, as it is, on the absurd loom-and-weavers premise (an addition just for the movie — thanks, screenwriters!), Wanted is a great cinematic abortion. It's not as steep a drop-off from source material to film as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, but that's the ass it's sniffing.



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Postby Guest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:45 pm

None of the commentor/readers of his reviews agree..

madapple, memphis 7/ 4/2008 - 10:50am

Greg, your joking right? I have started waiting for your reviews before going to a movie... as you have been wrong on every one. I went to see Wanted trusting it would be horrible, the previews looked good, the actors are great, and the story sounded excellent. But it still had the possibility to really suck. But I went simple because of Angelina - and came out amazed. It IS a good movie, infact one of the better movies I have seen in a while. It certainly blew the doors off of Indiana Jones, the TRUE worst movie of the DECADE. Was it as good as Iron Man, The Hulk, or Wall-E... no but those 3 movies were great and hard to live up to. Wanted, is a good movie that kept me entertained and my attention on the movie - not the loud people talking on the cell phone next to me. There were actual plot twists - that were unexpected, non "hollywood" endings, editing that made me feel as if I was part of the movie, and the naked backside of Angelina. Greg, perhaps your problem is that you wanted this to be the comic book, if so stay home and read the comic book and stop giving bad reviews of good movies.
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topcat, onaariz 7/ 4/2008 - 11:28am

My husband is right. Movie critics are not to be trusted when it comes to their evaluations of films. I loved this movie!!!! Normally I don't care for this genre of film, but it was thoroughly entertaining with some terrific acting on James McEvoy's part. Don't listen to this critic. He's wrong on this one.
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Dashiell, Mem 7/ 4/2008 - 6:25pm

Well, now I know we're in the Last Days -- when film critics start lamenting that a given film isn't up to the level of the comic book that fathered it. .
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Postby Guest on Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:56 pm

Some of those comments are phony. Why would someone go to a movie if they expected it to be "the worst movie of the year"? :roll:


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