Tell a made up lie or story about the person above you

[coolman]

while I was all tied up, Jin Jin had her way with me and now I feel so used.

[jinjin]

coolman was too drunk to remember the events clearly. It was his girlfriend who was operating all the sex toys.

[coolman]

Jin Jin once borrowed my lawn mower and never returned it.

[jinjin]

In high school, coolman hid inside a locker in the girl's locker room and took pictures. He kept the good pictures for himself and auction off the other pictures to his fellow classmates.

[coolman]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL LIES OR MADE UP STORIES!!!!

Jin Jin once farted really loudly in class, stood up, turned around and yelled at the student behind her, "JOHNNY! YOU PIG"

[jinjin]

coolman was the poor student who was embarrassed by my lie.

[coolman]

Jin Jin made it up to me with a lovely bj after class.

[jinjin]

That is correct. I gave coolman a Vortex Wash Nozzle from BJ Services Company. With the pressure it can generate, coolman easily power washes his home.

[zilt]

jinjin once flashed at the computer screen when she was having cyber sex even though the person at the other end never saw it.

[jinjin]

zilt once made corrections to a word document by applying white out to the monitor.

[zilt]

jinjin was worried that with all those documents the monitor might run out of ink.

[jinjin]

zilt makes so many typing errors that the printer is being used as paper dispenser for a toilet.

[zilt]

therefore jinjin decided to put a roll of toilet paper in the printer instead.

[pinkroxy]

Zilt is a secret star and is secretly in a rock band.

But shhhh noone knows its actually zilt

[Who?]

pinkroxy discovered the joys of 'aqua aerobics' when she nearly drowned in a river. She noticed that she lost four pounds with all the arm-flapping she was doing...