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FemaleFirst Guru


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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 8:45 am    Post subject: Important warning! Reply with quote

Potential B & Q Scam

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had
a close call yesterday.

I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed
in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b***** out. Those
less suspecting might not be so lucky.

Pass this warning on.
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you determine that he was going to swindle you?
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinjin wrote:
How did you determine that he was going to swindle you?

Oh jinjin, it's just a joke email I received this morning and thought I'd pass it on (I've got to watch myself today - I'm getting misunderstood left, right and centre!)

In the UK 'decking' is a flooring used in garden patio areas, but it's also a colloquial term for hitting someone - "I'm gonna give him a right decking!"

I didn't really hit anyone - I think I'll resign from FF before evryone thinks I'm a nasty yob Wink
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ILWL
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought it was quite funny! I did laugh.
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caluk
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed too but more so at the two nations divided by a common language Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... and also black shirt and orange apron is B&Q staff uniform...
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caluk
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... and they employ quite a lot of older people...
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Lucylastic
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Puttyful. Hand
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caluk
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucylastic wrote:
Puttyful. Hand


To be honest Lucy, I thought better of you Laughing
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who? wrote:
jinjin wrote:
How did you determine that he was going to swindle you?

Oh jinjin, it's just a joke email I received this morning and thought I'd pass it on (I've got to watch myself today - I'm getting misunderstood left, right and centre!)

In the UK 'decking' is a flooring used in garden patio areas, but it's also a colloquial term for hitting someone - "I'm gonna give him a right decking!"

I didn't really hit anyone - I think I'll resign from FF before evryone thinks I'm a nasty yob Wink


I think she was messing with you Who?. Roll On The Floor Laugh My Arse Off

Decking has the same 2 meanings here too.

Cute joke. Laughing
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was referring to his use of the word scam.
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinjin wrote:
I was referring to his use of the word scam.


Oh, sorry. Shocked

Roll On The Floor Laugh My Arse Off
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