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coolman
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

louise spit my sperm out after sucking me. Not very nice Louise, that was a special present from me to you!
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felix321
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drove her car naked round london
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coolman
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^well, I am a he!

was asleep when the dog started licking her. She liked it and continued to pretend she was asleep until she finally came.
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drives around town looking for stray dogs then takes them home and takes care of them.
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coolman
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

found jinny living with a pack of dogs. I cleaned her up and taught her to walk upright. Soon I'm going to be teaching her the missionary postion . . .
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is pursued by many desirable women. Unable to turn them down, the resourceful coolman found a unique way to satisfy them all. He asked a leading surgeon to give him 8 penises with the ability to change to any length and girth on demand.
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coolman
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jin Jin sucked all 8 penises and then I still couldn't satisfy them all. (Jin Jin also tells lies that I wish were true).
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tobinfest
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinjin wrote:
tobinfest's favourite edible underwear are made with strawberries flavouring.


True, with whipped cream.

Coolman, while he started all the Florida ason fires, is next in line to be the pope.
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tobinfest
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coolman wrote:
Jin Jin sucked all 8 penises and then I still couldn't satisfy them all.


Only 8? jinjin is easing off and aging out, but still enters hot dog/weiner eating events only for the practice!
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coolman
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tobinfest is Elvis Presley, he is alive!
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coolman does not perform rock. He signs opera.
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zilt
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinjin is one of the girls at www.steamtv.com
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

zilt put lube in my eye. Now everything looks blurry. I will have to sleep this off.
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coolman
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jin Jin slept it off with me . . .
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jinjin
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coolman was a gentleman and did not make any advances on me as he slept facing me while his partner slept behind his back holding onto the ropes binding his arms and legs.
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