Tell a made up lie or story about the person above you

[coolman]

^they were only dirty, cuz I made them that way -- good play on words.

Jin Jin once farted while she was meeting the pope. He laughed and absolved her of all of her sins.

[jinjin]

coolman took photographs of the pope bungee jumping and printed an article titled Pope on a Rope.

[zilt]

jinjin likes role playing where she dresses as a school girl.

[Sharon den Adel]

Zilt is the worlds strongest human being

[coolman]

Sharon is actually the president of the Australian Secret Society Against Gays And Sexuality. ASS-A-GAS

[zilt]

coolman shuts himself in the freezer to stay cool.

[coolman]

Zilt brings bad luck when he crosses your path.

[jinjin]

coolman can send chills up your spine with a single breath.

[coolman]

I caught jinny m*sturbating to a picture of the dali lama

[jinjin]

coolman drives around in a tow truck, looking for stranded motorists and giving free service.

[coolman]

jin jin used to be a man, before the horrible accident that ripped her penis off. There was nothing they could do but give her a vagina.

[jinjin]

coolman joined the astronaut program so that he may go into space and develop new drugs, in a gravity free environment, that may be used to treat cancer and heart disease.

[Who?]

jinjin was once sucked out of an aircraft and survived a 20,000ft fall. She fell into an empty carriage on a fairground ride that was moving at a speed and direction that matched her velocity. Despite this, she still considers herself unlucky because the carriage's previous occupants had left a pool of vomit in it.... some people are so ungrateful!

[jinjin]

Who? was the one who left the little present in the carriage.

[Louise_Ash]

I just love your jacket. Where did you get it from?