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betty_boo Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:05 pm Post subject: What a b*****... |
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Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.
We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!
I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.
No head for him! |
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YAS You Go Girl (100+ Posts)

Joined: 13 Feb 2008 Posts: 148
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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that doesn't sound good, at least he'll have some making up to do  |
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allarox Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 2
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| ouch! that gotta hurt! I have never had that happened to me because my female life partner never cooks! I should have married a man instead of that fat bitch! |
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Captain FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Posts: 4647 Location: New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:26 am Post subject: |
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I know you said not funny but that is classic |
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lucysmusicbox Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Posts: 11 Location: Universal City, CA
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| that would suck |
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Polgara69 FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 746 Location: Leicester
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| You should have chewed on a chilli and then gave him a blowjob! |
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Alf Huckham FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 28 Feb 2008 Posts: 3480
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: Re: What a b*****... |
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Not funny. I was visiting my boyfriend recently and he cooked me dinner cos hes good like that but imagine my disgust when we started getting down to it after.
We had eaten some pasts dish with chilli in it, we were watching Sin City in the background, he starts to pleasure me and then I realise he hadnt washed his hands after cooking with chill!!!!
I was on the floor for half an hour, the t***! At the end it felt ok and tingly but at the start it was hell, I wanted to get hot but not that way.
No head for him! |
SIN CITY? HE'S A RIGHT KNOB HEAD THAT PRESENTS THAT!
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF BELGUIM.
FACT |
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genekelly FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 720
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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| And they say romance is dead. |
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Bobin FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 252
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| gives a new meaning to hot sex |
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happygirl FemaleFirst Guru

Joined: 29 Jul 2006 Posts: 11471 Location: UK Herts area
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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cor F****** hell thats gotta hurt poor you  |
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Oran Hello. I am New! Talk to Me
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emmababe50 FemaleFirst Regular (50+ Posts)

Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 89 Location: norfolk
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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ive done that before,not the worst pain ever though. i once ended up with a menthol sweet stuck to my clit oral sex should never be attempted when you have a cold! i still need therapy.lol x |
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genekelly FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)

Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 720
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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I need some help after visualizing that!!!
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