anyone fancy a burger thats been wiped over my dogs arse?

just u try it

i have been looking for a website to post this story . i met a guy and been on a few dates.liked him and he seemed to be the same.anyway friday night there, we were back at mines and when i went to the toilet heard my mobile message alert go. checked it to find a message from my guy???? but it started with hi michelle.......well my name is NOT michelle but margaret.in his haste to send the text he had obviously selected wrong name close to mines.

he was confirming arrangements for their date tomorrow night!!!!!! I was so shocked. well a million things ran through my head, throw him out, shout and scream.but then a strange calm came over me and i shouted through would u like something to eat. I knew the fat b***** would say yes he said. so off i went downstairs to the kitchen switched on the george foreman and slapped couple burgers on. when ready i opened back door and threw both of them onto the grass and wiped them over the dirt, then shouted on the dog and let her lick them for ages, then Ipulled up her tail and wiped her arse with them(sorry pooch) Once i felt totally satisfied i then threw then into a couple of buns and spat on them before garnishing them with some lettuce/tomato.

He happily ate them and as planned my phone rang with an 'emergency' so i told him sorry but u need to go. once he was away i text him and told him what he had done and what I HAD DONE lol

the bar steward lol!!!! but boy did i feel like justice had been done Laughing

ZiaAries · Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject:

That's a nasty story. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I don't think I would have done that, however, I did clean the toliet with a strange tooth brush once and put it back in the holder. I knew who the toothbrush belonged to and it was another girl that I didn't like. (It was a very looooong time ago). I don't practice that behavior anymore. Embarassed

Shame on you for abusing your dog's butt. I suppose the heat and cooking probably/hopefully killed any bacteria on the meat. I've heard that Judy Garland (Wizard of OZ) once served one of her husband "piss soup."

Anyway...glad you are feeling better. There was a reason for the old saying "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Yikes

Big Ben · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Posts: 4475

This is really sick stuff Evil or Very Mad

karrin · Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:26 pm Post subject:

That was really foul

but kinda funny too

LeClair · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject:

I did that with someones lipstick :]

Captain · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:18 am Post subject:

ugh.

All that after being on a few dates? he seemed to like you?
You're a real lady aren't you. If that's the type of person you are i'd be looking elsewhere too.

That's just a really strange reaction. I'd have forwarded the text back to him then told him I wasn't up for being one of multiple girlfriends and sent him on his way.
I suppose I have self respect though.

myron myron · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Posts: 5188

EmilyB · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

That is so funny!!
But your replys are even funnier!
Oh Big Ben!
Laughing

elainefr · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:46 am Post subject:

dont know what i would do but i wount walk on some girls toes Laughing

zo_lou · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:57 am Post subject:

What would you have done if it had been his sister he was making arrangements with? I'm just a naive t*** and he'd have probably managed to fob me off with sum bullshit but well done you! I should be more like you....act first and think later!

My husband bought me a dog for valentines day and now I know how useful that pooch can be.....