"There is a FF user called ... "

[Cornish11]

How about a new game - making up a limerick that has relevance to a FF user and therefore has to start with " There is a FF user called ... ".

I will start (and probably finish as I can see this thread dying a death before my very eyes...) with JinJin.


There is a FF user called JinJin,
about whom I am often thinkin'
she clutches a cute duck,
who wears a bemused look....
has he alcohol been drinking ?

[jinjin]

There is a FF user called Cornish
who looks for the best deals
on the best tasting potato knish
because he likes them as meals

[Joyofsox]

Have a look at this Cornish. I need to do something for some new members.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?t=147306

[Cornish11]

Hi Joyofsox,

Sorry, I didn't realise you had already started a Limerick thread.

Cheers,

Cornish.

[Lucylastic]

There once was a member named Jill.
Who swallowed a nuclear pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!

[Cornish11]

A striped skirt and sexy boots is her attire,
a naked waiter she thought she would hire,
in an aroused state he would be,
when serving her tea,
his manhood she liked to admire.

[aquarius]

There once was a member named Kingy
Who had an exceptional thingy
When met by a girl
She asked for a twirl
and now she is overly clingy

[Cornish11]

A bonny lass from Scotland is she,
her 'sexy knickers' she allows us to see,
to her I confide,
my fingers inside,
is where I would like them to be.

[macspark]

From sunny Cornwall he hails
the teller of wonderful tales
of using fingers and thumb
to make Scots lasses cum
then back to England he bails

[Cornish11]

A mighty weapon he puts on display,
for the ladies to gaze at each day,
they go weak at the knees,
as their pussies they please,
at the thought of a wonderful lay.

[Lucylastic]

There was a young man named Macspark
Who thought flashing a bit of a lark
He took so many pictures
Without any strictures
His willy would glow in the dark

[macspark]

Intelligent and sharp of mind
Lucylastic is one of a kind
tax returns make her groan
making love makes her moan
as long as its done from behind

[Lucylastic]

There was a member called Dog of Sox
whose master liked sawing up blocks
Once, doggy did fart
causing Soxy to start
and his thumb ended up as a box