even more deliciously funny riddle

[Big Hairy Orangutan]

Lets skip the intro and here we go! re: Your stuck in a concrete room with no doors, no windows. The room is completely dark. all you have is a candle. a table. a mirror and a saw. How do you get out?

I find this one funnier. and easier.

[Lucylastic]

Use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole (hole). Escape through it. But that would be too obvious would it not?