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Mushroom
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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:26 am Post subject: Missionary |
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| we know you love sex, thats the obvious...but when it comes to good ol fashion missionary, what can i as a woman do on the bottom to add to it? |
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Guru
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| Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Roll over and get on top that what, |
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madmichael
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| Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:31 pm Post subject: missionary |
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Few ideas that might make the experience more interesting!
1 Bark like a small puppy
2 Feign a massive heart attack
3 Ask where the TV remote is
4 Cry out TREVOR (unless your partners name is Trevor...whereupon you may wish to select from the following....Clive, Jethro, Donald (or Don) Henry, Calvin, Judith (etc)
5 Karate chop him across the bridge of the nose and yell 'I know you are a hologram'
6 Pretend you are parachuting and have only seconds to deploy (your chute)
7 Peel an imaginary banana (a personal favourite)
8 Wink at him, burp in his face and whisper 'If you had a better job, I wouldn't need to eat pot noodles!
9 Tell him to take his sweet time, your pud couldnt be any more sore |
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guitarist
You Go Girl (100+ Posts)
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:48 am Post subject: Re: Missionary |
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| Mushroom wrote: |
| we know you love sex, thats the obvious...but when it comes to good ol fashion missionary, what can i as a woman do on the bottom to add to it? |
i just love to watch the expression on my beautiful girlfriends face when i ejaculate lovingly into her warm vagina.xx. |
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long-leggedy-annie
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Joined: 14 Jul 2004
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Location: UK - Hampshire
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject: Re: missionary |
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| madmichael wrote: |
Few ideas that might make the experience more interesting!
1 Bark like a small etc, etc |
Michael you must register immediately, we would get along like a house on fire  |
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Cowgirl Chef
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hook your ankles just under his arse cheeks, pulling him into you with his inward strokes, whilst pulling & twisting firmly on his nipples & yell at the top of your lungs RIDE EM COWBOY... YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA
Or...
Get a large wooden spoon & as you're thrashing his arse with it (for speed & depth control) sneer into his ear "Don't come yet bitch, i'll tell you when!"
If you're quick enough & can get a photo of the expression on his face after either of these two things, I think you'll find it priceless |
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swee
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 27422
Location: On Morrissey's sofa
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| Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:52 pm Post subject: Re: missionary |
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| madmichael wrote: |
Few ideas that might make the experience more interesting!
1 Bark like a small puppy
2 Feign a massive heart attack
3 Ask where the TV remote is
4 Cry out TREVOR (unless your partners name is Trevor...whereupon you may wish to select from the following....Clive, Jethro, Donald (or Don) Henry, Calvin, Judith (etc)
5 Karate chop him across the bridge of the nose and yell 'I know you are a hologram'
6 Pretend you are parachuting and have only seconds to deploy (your chute)
7 Peel an imaginary banana (a personal favourite)
8 Wink at him, burp in his face and whisper 'If you had a better job, I wouldn't need to eat pot noodles!
9 Tell him to take his sweet time, your pud couldnt be any more sore |
roflmao and pmsl all at once
on a more serious note, mushroom, throw ya right anke over his right shoulder (left facing u) and u get a lovely twist |
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