Funny Willies

[Red One]

I went to bed with my gf for the first time and when I got an erection what does she do but fall about laughing. Why you ask well my penis when erect points strait out and goes to a point. I didn't think it was that funny but what do I know. We had a good night though, she said she loves a man with a sense of humour, thoug I wasn't quite sure how to take that. Do youu girls often come across wonkey Willies or am I the odd one

[Tim]

Yes you do have a good sense of humour RedOne. If you had fallen about laughing at her vagina or breasts, bet your bottom dollar you'd have got a punch in the face or she'd burst into tears . And leave you as fast as she could. Women feel free to laugh at men whenever they want but try the other way around. Its only men who have that sense of humour. In women its called murderous rage.

[NY Tango]

One guy that I dated had a helmet that was big it was difficult to find the goodies, strange

[NY'er]

Hey girl is there another NY girl on line nice to see, one bf of mine had balls so big it was difficult for him to gain entry, but i would imagine with the output from those badies he could produce some babies

[Sal]

an old boyfriend of mine had a bend to his when it was hard. I always joked he could F*** me around a corner.

But Tim is so right. If he'd made fun of any of my parts I'd have got all defensive and pissed off. It's wrong to laugh at someone like that and I feel bad about it now. He was a good sport tho. And so are you, Red One

[TURTLE]

MINE IS SHAPED LIKE AN S WHEN ERECT, IT CURVES OUT THEN IN THEN BACK OUT, LUCKILY IT HITS THE RIGHT SPOTS WITH IT, YOU KNOW IF A GIRL JUST STARTS LAUGHING WHEN YOU GET YOUR NOB OUT WHY DONT YOU TEASE HER TIL THE POINT OF NEARLY THERE THEN WHEN SHE ASKS YOU TO PUT IT IN GET UP, GET YOUR JEANS ON, ZIP UP AND F*** OFF HOME, SHE WONT BE LAUGHING NEXT DAY PAL OR THE DAY AFTER