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Sugar
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 946
Location: Canada
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| Hi there. It's been awhile since I've posted here, but I thought I would stop in and see how everyone is faring in FF Land. I'm glad to see that this topic has continued to stimulate some debate. |
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Phlyguy
FemaleFirst Chatter (200+ Posts)
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 207
Location: Phoenix, AZ USA
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| Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| mogadishu wrote: |
| what if jesus was gay black hippie jew? |
I'm surprised that no one has responded to this yet. |
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Sugar
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 946
Location: Canada
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:56 am Post subject: |
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| Please do so Phlyguy. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Phlyguy wrote: |
| mogadishu wrote: |
| what if jesus was gay black hippie jew? |
I'm surprised that no one has responded to this yet. |
He might have been. It's irrelevant. I don't think anyone can agree on the definition of "Hippy" anyway. |
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Scott L. Martinez
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 887
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| Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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God is a cat.
Any fool knows that. |
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| Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Scott L. Martinez wrote: |
God is a cat.
Any fool knows that. |
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elliott20
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 12147
Location: North Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Scott L. Martinez wrote: |
God is a cat.
Any fool knows that. |
was that a song or something? I swear I could totally hear that as a crappy 80s song. |
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mogadishu
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 16 Aug 2005
Posts: 3287
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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*clears throat and steps up to mic*
Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...
With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.
The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.
Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.
*bows* |
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elliott20
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 12147
Location: North Virginia, USA
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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Scott L. Martinez
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 887
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| Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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| mogadishu wrote: |
*clears throat and steps up to mic*
Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...
With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.
The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.
Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.
*bows* |
I love it! |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:48 am Post subject: |
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| Scott L. Martinez wrote: |
| mogadishu wrote: |
*clears throat and steps up to mic*
Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...
With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.
The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.
Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.
*bows* |
I love it! |
I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter. |
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Guest
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| Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter. |
That's a bit strong. He's not that bad. |
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Scott L. Martinez
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 887
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| Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Scott L. Martinez wrote: |
| mogadishu wrote: |
*clears throat and steps up to mic*
Jesus was a Jew till the day he died
And his followers too for many years beside
Till going to Damascus Saint Paul decides
That the gentiles ought to come along for the ride.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew,
And if you hate that then I guess he will forgive you.
Jesus was a gay black hippie Jew;
Some say he was a secret Buddhist too...
With his sandals and his beard and his messy hair
He'd be shunned by rednecks everywhere
And he'd turn the other cheek if you hit him there
Yet a pacifist Christian is pretty rare.
The folks in the region of Palestine
Were mostly fairly dark-skinned in Bible times
Yet he's straight-haired and blue-eyed in our painters' minds
Making god in our own image is a telling sign.
Christ always preferred the company of men
And he never was ashamed of his love for them
There are some who think Saint John was his 'special friend'
But many more the idea would just offend.
*bows* |
I love it! |
I'm sure you loved the last stanza, you blasphemous little poofter. |
Awww.....you mean you didn't like it you old, god-loving, homophobic, nameless nutcase? |
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BAG
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| Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Everyone's sick of you Scott.
Why don't you take a break from posting for a few weeks . . . or months. |
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Scott L. Martinez
FemaleFirst Senior Member (500+ Posts)
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 887
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| Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| BAG wrote: |
Everyone's sick of you Scott.
Why don't you take a break from posting for a few weeks . . . or months. |
Everyone? No.
Why don't you, unregistered guest? You've no place here.
Especially when insulting others (especially members) with your crap. |
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