5 Favourite Advertisment Catchphrases

Raymond-Bergman

"Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach." - Heineken
"Beanz Meanz Heinz." - Baked Beans
"Go to work on an egg." - The Egg Board
"Finger lickin' good." - KFC
"Let your fingers do the walking." - Yellow Pages

Some classics there, whats your favourite?

SugartitsPMT · Guest

When you just have to kill every mo**er*u**e* in the whole god damn room... UZI- There IS, NO subsitute!

Raymond-Bergman · Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 2:07 pm Post subject:

Boonie · Hello. I am New! Talk to Me Joined: 30 Apr 2005 Posts: 2

The Best. Advert. Ever.

Scene: a pavement cafe. Mr Smug and Mr Chin are trying to outsmarm each other.

"So! How's your new girlfriend?"
"Oh, you'll meet her. She'll be here in a minute!"
"And you're eating onions?"
"Yeah! I love 'em!"
"She's going to love your onion breath."
"Doesn't matter!"

(Mr SMUG reaches into his pocket and pulls out a packet of ... WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT.)

Were you there? Were you tuned in? Did you see it? Can you say "Doesn't matter!" in the same teeth-glinting manner as Mr Smug? Isn't it? Wasn't it? Mmm?

A Man · Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:46 pm Post subject:

'You think your brickwork's as safe as houses? WELL YOU'RE WRONG!! Water's attacking it right now - STOP IT!!!! With Thompson's Waterseal - IT'S THIS EASY!!!! Spend a few quid on Thompson's Waterseal or a few hundred on repirs - IT'S UPTO YOU!!!!'

Fantastic. The disdain iand anger n the fella's voice has to be heard to be believed!

P_1984d · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:05 pm Post subject:

I love the KFC ads

'It's ok mum, must be terrrible being married to a SLAPHEAD'

And the one that goes 'Sandra can I have a bite?' Sandra goes 'Hooooohohohohohohowowow NO

Obvious · Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 8:01 pm Post subject:

Do the shake & vac & put the freshness back ...

Mr Sheen shines upteen this clean

Only the crumbliest, flakiest milk chocolate, tastes like chocolate never taster before ... ie like crap