Another Theory on Brangeloonie Birth

[Who the Frick Knows?]

Snce everyone is speculating about what is going on in Brangeloonie land, I've come up with my own theory. Not sure if she was/is preggers or not or if this is a surrogate situation or what the he_ll is going on. But lets say she was preggers for shts and giggles.

Here's my take then. She's already had the babies and is undergoing plastic surgery to get her muppet body back into "shape" and I use the term shape very loosely...LMAO.

[Guest]

France is well known for its plastic surgery.

[Vajranagini]

If I thought she was actually pregnant, I would COMPLETELY support your theory! Just like she obviously took the opportunity to have a BOOB JOB while supposedly "pregnant"; who would suspect? Just look at her in "Wanted" and look at them NOW. She isn't THAT much heavier than she was then, yet her TITS have blown up ENORMOUSLY...But you can see from all those closeups of her cleavage that she ISN'T pregnant; pregnant tits get all VEINY...has anyone ELSE seen a single VEIN on those tits yet? It's not like she's kept them hidden, eh? Veins, veins everywhere, but NONE on those tits! Boob job, I'm telling you! My guess is she did it in TEXAS.

[Vajranagini]