ryan adams jealous that john mayer his dating his crush lol

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check it out, my chick bought me this helicopter (to move our band gear around cause we practice our new songs on a moutain top in Norway) and this is a photo of us ridin round- blinging it up. the small one is John Mayers helicopter. it has the SRV sign on it but it is so small you can’t see it. I got to pee on it while Mandy drove. he was makin out with Rachel from FRIENDS (i still love friends- fyi)

this is my home studio- which is in the helicopter on top of my penthouse because i ran out of room after i put in the shelves for all my john mayer first edition stuff and my porcelain cow collection (which will fetch a charming price one day)I want to spit in John Mayers mouth. from a distance. this would be the best black metal thing to do but i think it might be rather disgusting (for him) as i brush when i feel like it.take that poseur metal heads.


its a well know fact that Ryan adams is a massive Friends addict. When it finished several years back he shut down his website to mourn for them by doing had something like RIP Friends and had cartoon gravestones with Ross, Rachael, Phoebe and the rest written on them lol. he also had a massive crush on Jennifer Aniston and now he is not happy about mayer hooking up with her lol