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azraelle
FemaleFirst Grand Master (1000+ Posts)
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 2820
Location: southern utah, usa
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Fred, you need to get married to Loreena Bobbitt. She would make a real man out of you, yessir.  |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 4602
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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| azraelle wrote: |
| Fred, you need to get married to Loreena Bobbitt. She would make a real man out of you, yessir. |
The next best option is to marry Zia. Lorena Bobbitt is Zia's hero.
Hint: If you are stone-cold drunk, when she does the deed, it will just be very painful, which is somewhat better than being excruciating painful Of course the end-result is the same either way  |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 4602
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Fred75 wrote: |
| The Colonel wrote: |
| Fred75 wrote: |
| GayandProud wrote: |
wtf does her sexual orientation have to do with anything?  |
Like Oprah has said.... gay men are good for FRIENDS... and nothing else! |
Then she's an idiot. |
No.
Every woman in the audience agreed with her that a women needs a REAL MAN in the bed to make her feel like a woman!
Emasculated panzies aren't good in the sack and pleasing their women like a woman wants!
A woman WANTS a TAKE CHARGE MAN in the sack for the best sex! |
No they don't, sometimes the last thing a woman wants is some egotistical monster making her give head. They just want a quiet life with a book.  |
What women say they want is usually very different than what they really want. |
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Lena
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 27842
Location: Kentucky , USA
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Big Ben[/quote]
What women say they want is usually very different than what they really want.[/quote]
HUH ? Good lord the storys I could tell you about dealing with your gender !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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Please do, Lena. I like hearing your stories  |
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Lena
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 27842
Location: Kentucky , USA
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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F U C K YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Fred75
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 04 Oct 2007
Posts: 7470
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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What women say they want is usually very different than what they really want. |
That's because they have no fuckin clue as to what they really want! |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 4602
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Fred75 wrote: |
| Big Ben wrote: |
What women say they want is usually very different than what they really want. |
That's because they have no fuckin clue as to what they really want! |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
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| Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Lena wrote: |
| F U C K YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Let's do this right:
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Lena
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 30 Apr 2004
Posts: 27842
Location: Kentucky , USA
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| Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
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Posts: 4602
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ZiaAries
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 13393
Location: United States of America
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:48 am Post subject: |
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| Big Ben wrote: |
| azraelle wrote: |
| Fred, you need to get married to Loreena Bobbitt. She would make a real man out of you, yessir. |
The next best option is to marry Zia. Lorena Bobbitt is Zia's hero.
Hint: If you are stone-cold drunk, when she does the deed, it will just be very painful, which is somewhat better than being excruciating painful Of course the end-result is the same either way |
Maybe it's time I change my profile hero. I was only joking about Lorena. Trust me, I don't like getting my hands messy and the sight of blood makes me ill. |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| ZiaAries wrote: |
| Big Ben wrote: |
| azraelle wrote: |
| Fred, you need to get married to Loreena Bobbitt. She would make a real man out of you, yessir. |
The next best option is to marry Zia. Lorena Bobbitt is Zia's hero.
Hint: If you are stone-cold drunk, when she does the deed, it will just be very painful, which is somewhat better than being excruciating painful Of course the end-result is the same either way |
Maybe it's time I change my profile hero. I was only joking about Lorena. Trust me, I don't like getting my hands messy and the sight of blood makes me ill. |
You want a new hero?
Zia, allow me to introduce you to Amanda Monti, a charming British woman:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/4253849.stm
I'm sure I can get an autographed photo of her for you to hang on the wall in your bedroom.
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ZiaAries
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 13393
Location: United States of America
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:17 am Post subject: |
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| Be nice. Shame on you. |
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Big Ben
FemaleFirst Guru
Joined: 17 Jan 2005
Posts: 4602
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:32 am Post subject: |
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Ahem: Joke  |
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