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John 20
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Embarrassing problem: Need advice Reply with quote

Hi everyone, just looking for some advice.
I’m part of a fairly small Island community; my mum is the only Doctor here.
I’ve got a sore bottom but would be embarrassed to have her examine it.
If I tell her about it she’ll just tell me to stop being so bashful and tell me to let her examine it.
Do you think I should have her examine it or take a boat to the mainland and see a Doctor there?
What would you do?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take the boat. I'm a mum and I would not want to examine my adult son's bum. There are just some lines you want to stay behind. (forgive the pun)
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Embarrassing problem: Need advice Reply with quote

John 20 wrote:
Hi everyone, just looking for some advice.
I’m part of a fairly small Island community; my mum is the only Doctor here.
I’ve got a sore bottom but would be embarrassed to have her examine it.
If I tell her about it she’ll just tell me to stop being so bashful and tell me to let her examine it.
Do you think I should have her examine it or take a boat to the mainland and see a Doctor there?
What would you do?


It's only a bum! and you mum would have seen it before... Ok granted not for a few years. Just get it checked!
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John 20
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’m still not sure what I should do. Anyone else have an opinion?
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gewoon
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shave it first before you show it to her!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John 20 wrote:
I’m still not sure what I should do. Anyone else have an opinion?


Trolling for some butt talk? Get a life. Rolling Eyes
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John 20
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

. wrote:
John 20 wrote:
I’m still not sure what I should do. Anyone else have an opinion?


Trolling for some butt talk? Get a life. Rolling Eyes


I have a genuine problem, and I requested some advice in a polite manner.
Is it so hard to believe that not everyone’s a troll?
And if I wanted some “butt talk” I’d go to one of the sex forums.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geez John, it's been 5 days. Does your butt still really hurt?
Get thee to a doctor and keep your britches on around your mother. You are too old to have mommy patting your bumm.
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Elkin
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since she’s a Doctor it really shouldn’t be a problem.
Just let her look at it.
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John 20
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:12 pm    Post subject: Update Reply with quote

Just to let you know I told my mum about my sore bottom, and just as predicted she said I should let her examine it. Embarassed
I told her I was embarrassed to show her.
She convinced me there was no need for shame; after all she’d seen everyone on the island undressed at some point.
I went to the toilet first then had a shower.
I went to the examination room with a towel wrapped round myself.
I lay on the examination table and removed my towel.
My mother applied a pair of gloves and parted my buttocks.
I have to admit I found this rather embarrassing, but there was no going back.
She noted that my anus was a little red.
Next she administered some lubrication to her fingers.
This was the bit I was really hoping to ovoid.
She slipped a finger up my bottom, followed by a second.
She performed a full examination which was a little uncomfortable.
When she was finished she wrote me a prescription, and I’m pleased to say I’m better now.
Although it was a bit strange to have my mum carry out such an intimate act for her I was just another patient.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks for sharing john20.
Now you can return to your regular porn site.
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Elkin
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

. wrote:
thanks for sharing john20.
Now you can return to your regular porn site.


Bet you had a W*** reading it though didn't you? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elkin wrote:
. wrote:
thanks for sharing john20.
Now you can return to your regular porn site.


Bet you had a W*** reading it though didn't you? Laughing


If I'm to assume that a W*** is a hard-on, then no. Felt a little sorry for the kid that he has to get his kicks like this. You, on the other hand....
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Elkin
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

. wrote:
Elkin wrote:
. wrote:
thanks for sharing john20.
Now you can return to your regular porn site.


Bet you had a W*** reading it though didn't you? Laughing


If I'm to assume that a W*** is a hard-on, then no. Felt a little sorry for the kid that he has to get his kicks like this. You, on the other hand....


Of course he could have actually been telling the truth.
And if he was “trolling” surely the best thing would be to ignore him?
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Lucy2008
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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