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azraelle
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZiaAries wrote:
Mr A wrote:
and are you a dominatrix Zia? Smile
stop spanking me and shaking you ass at me all the time Na Na Na
Wink

I would like to be a dominatrix. I'd spank you and Ben... AND at the same time. Razz


Na Na Na Booty Shake
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
azraelle wrote:
Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? Laughing
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mr A wrote:
ZiaAries wrote:
I'm dirt poor. Crying or Very sad

LIES ben, the lot of it Laughing


I know, Mr. A! Wink
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
azraelle wrote:
Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.

No

I didn't give you permission to speak. Whip





Ben Spank

Az Spank

Mr A Spank
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Big Ben wrote:
azraelle wrote:
Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? Laughing


For that.... no spanking for you. No
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZiaAries wrote:
azraelle wrote:
ZiaAries wrote:
Regarding the above.... that is sex with me no less than 14 times a week. Rolling Eyes

14 times a week???
Yikes


Was that not enough? Confused

Ben, A boat load of conditions? What an evil woman I am. The babies are still without a daddy to claim them. And for your info, I am so poor that I can't even pay attention. Laughing


Ben, Jr. is living with me.

Don't try to pin this on me Hand No, no, no No

I offered to marry you. If you don't say yes, then YOU are the one who is denying Ben, Jr. his mother and preventing Zia, Jr. from growing up with her father.

So for the sake of the kids and in the spirit of reconciliation:

Sex at least 14 times a week? Sure, let's get started Sex Banana But....remember, it is a two-way agreement. We will have lots of kids. When you are tired after taking care of eight kids all day, you will still have to have the energy to have sex at least 14 times a week Razz

You've been to London at least 12 times, so I know you are RICH! So you can afford to hire a full-time housekeeper and full-time personal gourmet chef for us, from your huge stash of cash. Then, and only then, are you relieved from doing housework and cooking.

Roll On The Floor Laugh My Arse Off
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZiaAries wrote:
Big Ben wrote:
azraelle wrote:
Well good, now I know how to get dominatrix Zia to punish me--just start spouting off about Jimmy Carter.


You mean Jimmy "Double-Digit Inflation" Carter? Laughing


For that.... no spanking for you. No


Wow, that proves you really are a dominatrix! Roll On The Floor Laugh My Arse Off
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't forget the nannies. I will need the help.

I don't mind birthing mo babies for you. Looks like we are in agreement so, lets tie the knot and put that heavy ball and chain on you. Oh.... one more thing, you think about cheating, you think Lorena. Okay sweetheart? Razz

My answer is YES Ben. I'zz wub you too.
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZiaAries wrote:
Don't forget the nannies. I will need the help.

I don't mind birthing mo babies for you. Looks like we are in agreement so, lets tie the knot and put that heavy ball and chain on you. Oh.... one more thing, you think about cheating, you think Lorena. Okay sweetheart? Razz

My answer is YES Ben. I'zz wub you too.


Yay! Drinks on the house everybody! Group Wave Drinking Beer Drunk Puke Party Smile
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Big Ben
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
And of course,

Happy Love Big Hug Tounge Sex Banana

(13 more times to go this week) Wink
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Who?
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hello Zia, the Wise but NAUGHTY one!

Have a great week - or else!
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Lucylastic
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZiaAries wrote:

Lucy, I'm glad you are out in the sun. Girl your skin in the avatar is too white. Wink


It's only a base coat Ziz. Very Happy
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Joyofsox
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zia I see you are on the prowl again. Cool
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ZiaAries
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PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joyofsox wrote:
Zia I see you are on the prowl again. Cool



I wish I had the energy to be. My behind is tired. Evil or Very Mad

Want to give a girl a helping strong arm?

Nice to see you dawg. Woof Woof Razz
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