Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:27 am Post subject: Chikan and Its Evil Make Effects on Me: This Be My Continued
As you be know, I was victim of the evil chikan more than the one time. It be very sad but true that so many of us woman be the victims of the chikan.
Two weeks ago, evil old chikan making woman and then evil little chikan making boy make the chikan on me. But I no take the chikan! I fight back and make both the woman and boy pay for what they do to me.
This week, one more time I had the chikan be made to me. I was in library in the book aisle, looking for Anti-Chikan book. I no find, so I ask the nice librarian to help me. She be come around and tell me book was in the back. Way, way in the back. She go to take me there and already I feel no something be right. It was a very dark and empty scary place with no people. This is perfect place to make the chikan and where the chikan make people go. So I was so a very careful about her. I follow her and then she turn around corner and go into a very narrow aisle. I go with her and she then point below and tell me that the book be on the bottom shelf. I bend down but no see the book. It was then I feel her behind me, her body be pressed up against me behind. I jump me and then see her with Chikan book in her hand! I so very very mad again! And I yell at her! "You evil chikan make librarian!" I says. "Why you make the chikan on me behind when me bent down!" She tell me she no make the chikan, but I know she make the chikan!
I was so no believe this. Here I be looking for chikan book to stop the chikan and I get chikan again! And this time be chikan librarian lady!
Oh, so make me mad just to think about it once time more.
I grab the anti-chikan book from her hand and hit her head over with the anti-chikan book and start to yell for help and police. She fall back and try to crawl away from me like chikan cockroach. But I be grab Ms. Library Chikan Lady by ankle and pull her to me and tell her now I make the chikan on her so she sees what it be like! She start to yell for help like she be victim of chikan. I can no believe she now try to pretend the victim all the while she make the chikan on me! So I says: "OK, you want to be chikaned?!" I then take my anti-chiakn book and hit her on behind and then rub her breast with anti-chikan book. "You like it I know," I says to her. She now start to cry and kick away and then get up and run crying like she was all big victim. But I knew she go and hide in dark somewhere to come out to make the chikan on me or someone else!
I go to the counter and tell the man behind the desk what be occured and he tell me that I be crazy, But I know be be with work with chikan Ms. Library Lady! I no proof yet, but I will I be sure!
I now have Anti-Chikan book and I be reading book all time now. So for you chikan make people out there, I says to you be awares most! I know how to spot the chikan make person and I no take the chikan any more once a time!
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:07 pm Post subject: Re: Chikan and Its Evil Make Effects on Me: This Be My Conti
Masaka wrote:
As you be know, I was victim of the evil chikan more than the one time. It be very sad but true that so many of us woman be the victims of the chikan.
Two weeks ago, evil old chikan making woman and then evil little chikan making boy make the chikan on me. But I no take the chikan! I fight back and make both the woman and boy pay for what they do to me.
This week, one more time I had the chikan be made to me. I was in library in the book aisle, looking for Anti-Chikan book. I no find, so I ask the nice librarian to help me. She be come around and tell me book was in the back. Way, way in the back. She go to take me there and already I feel no something be right. It was a very dark and empty scary place with no people. This is perfect place to make the chikan and where the chikan make people go. So I was so a very careful about her. I follow her and then she turn around corner and go into a very narrow aisle. I go with her and she then point below and tell me that the book be on the bottom shelf. I bend down but no see the book. It was then I feel her behind me, her body be pressed up against me behind. I jump me and then see her with Chikan book in her hand! I so very very mad again! And I yell at her! "You evil chikan make librarian!" I says. "Why you make the chikan on me behind when me bent down!" She tell me she no make the chikan, but I know she make the chikan!
I was so no believe this. Here I be looking for chikan book to stop the chikan and I get chikan again! And this time be chikan librarian lady!
Oh, so make me mad just to think about it once time more.
I grab the anti-chikan book from her hand and hit her head over with the anti-chikan book and start to yell for help and police. She fall back and try to crawl away from me like chikan cockroach. But I be grab Ms. Library Chikan Lady by ankle and pull her to me and tell her now I make the chikan on her so she sees what it be like! She start to yell for help like she be victim of chikan. I can no believe she now try to pretend the victim all the while she make the chikan on me! So I says: "OK, you want to be chikaned?!" I then take my anti-chiakn book and hit her on behind and then rub her breast with anti-chikan book. "You like it I know," I says to her. She now start to cry and kick away and then get up and run crying like she was all big victim. But I knew she go and hide in dark somewhere to come out to make the chikan on me or someone else!
I go to the counter and tell the man behind the desk what be occured and he tell me that I be crazy, But I know be be with work with chikan Ms. Library Lady! I no proof yet, but I will I be sure!
I now have Anti-Chikan book and I be reading book all time now. So for you chikan make people out there, I says to you be awares most! I know how to spot the chikan make person and I no take the chikan any more once a time!
Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: Re: Chikan and Its Evil Make Effects on Me: This Be My Conti
Masaka wrote:
As you be know, I was victim of the evil chikan more than the one time. It be very sad but true that so many of us woman be the victims of the chikan.
Two weeks ago, evil old chikan making woman and then evil little chikan making boy make the chikan on me. But I no take the chikan! I fight back and make both the woman and boy pay for what they do to me.
This week, one more time I had the chikan be made to me. I was in library in the book aisle, looking for Anti-Chikan book. I no find, so I ask the nice librarian to help me. She be come around and tell me book was in the back. Way, way in the back. She go to take me there and already I feel no something be right. It was a very dark and empty scary place with no people. This is perfect place to make the chikan and where the chikan make people go. So I was so a very careful about her. I follow her and then she turn around corner and go into a very narrow aisle. I go with her and she then point below and tell me that the book be on the bottom shelf. I bend down but no see the book. It was then I feel her behind me, her body be pressed up against me behind. I jump me and then see her with Chikan book in her hand! I so very very mad again! And I yell at her! "You evil chikan make librarian!" I says. "Why you make the chikan on me behind when me bent down!" She tell me she no make the chikan, but I know she make the chikan!
I was so no believe this. Here I be looking for chikan book to stop the chikan and I get chikan again! And this time be chikan librarian lady!
Oh, so make me mad just to think about it once time more.
I grab the anti-chikan book from her hand and hit her head over with the anti-chikan book and start to yell for help and police. She fall back and try to crawl away from me like chikan cockroach. But I be grab Ms. Library Chikan Lady by ankle and pull her to me and tell her now I make the chikan on her so she sees what it be like! She start to yell for help like she be victim of chikan. I can no believe she now try to pretend the victim all the while she make the chikan on me! So I says: "OK, you want to be chikaned?!" I then take my anti-chiakn book and hit her on behind and then rub her breast with anti-chikan book. "You like it I know," I says to her. She now start to cry and kick away and then get up and run crying like she was all big victim. But I knew she go and hide in dark somewhere to come out to make the chikan on me or someone else!
I go to the counter and tell the man behind the desk what be occured and he tell me that I be crazy, But I know be be with work with chikan Ms. Library Lady! I no proof yet, but I will I be sure!
I now have Anti-Chikan book and I be reading book all time now. So for you chikan make people out there, I says to you be awares most! I know how to spot the chikan make person and I no take the chikan any more once a time!
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject:
Verve wrote:
Can someone in full detail explain CHIKAN!
Chikan is japanese for molester. It is when a perv boards a crowded commuter train or bus, and gropes an unsuspecting female traveller. Now you might object to the humor of all this, but picture some saddo loser, with shifty eyes, and a S***-eating grin on his face scoping out all the passengers and then rubs, grabs, and accosts......that and the word alone is funny...chikan. Everyone that has taken that mental image and just said the word outloud a couple of times and read the stories has ended up laughing about it.
Chikan....I posted that clip in tribute to chikan...that's essentailly what the guy is doing...chikaning the girl with his gut.
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:04 am Post subject:
You need to read the other one too. Keep in mind, we owe all of this to a Guest named Stalker. He really added the humor to it. He would work the word into as many threads as he could, and it just struck my funny bone. Then the visual image formed in my head as to what a chikan looks like, and it has been a source of entertainment ever since. I just reread the stories, and I laughed til my side hurt!
Such imagination in the stories, you can almost see it happening.
I noticed the word floating around and never knew what it meant. You guys have fun with your phrases. You’re basically rubbing up on people, which I've had happen to me once on a train. I don't even know what the person looks like he just pressed up right on my ass at first I thought it was his briefcase, but It wasn't, someone wanted to say hello. Damn that was years ago. Oh well!
Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Posts: 17121 Location: aiyeeee....dat good pie!
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:23 am Post subject:
Ah, damn. You have been chikaned in real life, so it won't be as humorous. In Japan, the trains now have women only cars after 11pm. It is cutting down on the reported incidents of chikan, but since these guys like to work during the busiest and most crowded times, rush hour, it is still a big thing. The first and last cars are usually the prime spots, but whereever the sheep go, the wolf will follow. The thing is, people will see it happen, and not say anything.
I don't know, the visual image and the appearance of the word combined make the whole thing very funny to me...not the act, as much as the concept.
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