Tell a made up lie or story about the person above you

tobinfest · Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject:

Wilt Chamberlain ( a professional basketball player from years ago) wrote a book which indicated that he had slept with 20,000 women. Look it up but it is true, at least so he says.

jinjin read the book and yawned and said, "that's cute". By last count, she is into six digit numbers and keeps a clicker in her hand to verify the count. "Next". She cannot remember all of their names, last week. Most of them have been men, but not all. Hi jinny!

zilt · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:24 am Post subject:

most of those men were actually tobinfest using various disguises.

boingo · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:44 am Post subject:

Zilt prefers to do the shopping while wearing a Big Bird costume.

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 81924

boingo is very good with little children, which was why he was hired to wear a purple dinosaur costume and skate around the ice rink during the birthday party specials.

tobinfest · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject:

jinjin became a den mother for the Girl Scouts and taught the girls, in show and tell, the value of stockings and garter belts. Mom's, after the camp out, were not happy, so jinjin sat them down and also taught them about the value of stockings and garter belts. Thanks, jinjin!

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 81924

After tobinfest's Greenpeace presentation, there was noticeable drop plastic bottle recycling because more people were reusing plastic bottles. tobinfest demonstrated to the audience that the bottle of the plastic bottle may be cut and filed smooth, then used as a masturbation device by coating the inside with a lubricant and attaching a pump to the opening on top.

tobinfest · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject:

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 81924

tobinfest is webmaster of a Home-made Sex Toy site.

zilt · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:08 am Post subject:

after she's been outside on a cold day, jinjin gets guys to rub her nipples to warm them up.

boingo · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:15 am Post subject:

Zilt's sexually attracted to dirty socks.

tobinfest · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject:

Boing has never worked a day in his life. Rather he trades sex with numerous grateful ladies (I could list them but the list is too long) who pay him money and donate their inheritences. Boingo is a very wealthy man with no complaints to date.

boingo · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject:

The film "Constantine" was based on tobinfest's real life Demon hunting adventures.

honbuns · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:19 pm Post subject:

Boingo's avatar is actually him in real life.

tobinfest · Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

honbuns got arrested for prostitution last weekend. What made the headlines is that she was charging $3.00 (not a clue in Euros) apiece for sex. She needs a financial advisor.

jinjin · FemaleFirst Guru Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 81924

tobinfest is a professional gambler