Ruths Saturday Ramble November 22, 2008
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You know you’re a dirty old man when you threaten not to release your latest single unless everyone buys a sex toy. Yes, Dave Stewart will only give his new single away to people who buy a special new vibrator. Face it Dave, no one cares and we’re all too busy having real sex. Unlike you.
It seems that the reason for the break up of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might have been his own ambition. Or maybe it was because his wife was better than him and he can’t handle it… or maybe she realised how much of a slime ball he is… the list is endless really.
Here I was thinking that high-maintenance Jennifer Lopez would never feel threatened by another woman coming onto her man… but I guess even the most stunning girls get insecure sometimes… but getting jealous over Cilla Black…. come on Jen!
You really know the world hates you when Taco Bell launch a campaign against you… and on the receiving end is none other than our favourite Gangsta yo’ 50 Cent. Although I think his millions of fans might be more inclined to take his side and boycott the fast-food giant… Taco - B… don’t you know not to mess with Fiddy?
As if i’m supposed to bloody applaud Victoria Beckham for her ‘new’ toned body in preparation for hr underwear campaign? As far as I remember she has been stick thin for the past few years, so a bit of excercise isn’t going to make much of a difference!
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Ruth Slams Saturday
November 15, 2008
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Alright Kanye West get over yourself! Why? I hear you ask… well he’s only gone and slammed our favourite Trousersnake and proclaimed himself as ”the voice of the generation…” Give me a bit of the Justin Timberlake lovin’ any day!
I’m actually hurt to know that that little lady Miley Cyrus has blasted the press in her new song. We’ve never been anything but nice to her here at FemaleFirst HQ… but the claws are out now!
The news we’ve all been waiting to hear is finally out Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z are actually married. It’s taken them seven months to confirm the nuptuals but they are actually man and wife now… Congrats!
Rather than bash her husband’s head in with a frying pan, Cheryl Cole has decided to sue the British Press over the stories of her husbands affair… doesn’t she know that if you report something that is true that is actually legal.
The worst news ever now guys…. brace yourselves…the love of my life (if I was a lesbian) Angelina Jolie has decided to ‘fade away’ from Hollywood. Sad, but if you’re going to go Ange then please go with a bang….you’re not a fader!!
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Ruth’s Friday Round-Up November 7, 2008
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Angelina Jolie
It seems that we don’t all need a personal trainer to lose weight after Angelina Jolie has revealed that she swears by her children’s’ Wii fit’s to shed the extra pounds. Result!
I am shocked to learn that Victoria Beckham is learning to ride a motorbike. If she has an accident and the bike landed on her she’d shatter into a million pieces.
i think Barack Obama’s election has gone to every-one’s head a little bit after Daniel Craig has announced that he wants the next James Bond to be played by a black man.
Ever the picture of true romance, Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil has vowed to “take her knickers down” when he is released from prison. Nice.
Woo, everyone jump for joy to hear that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are to be reunited. Okay, so they’re not getting back together (boo) but they’re joining Madonna on stage in Los Angeles. Personally, I think it’s the first step in relighting the flame!
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter November 6, 2008
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David and Victoria Beckham
Can someone please pass me a bucket to vomit into; Victoria and David Beckham have only gone and bought each other ‘magic’ necklaces because they believe it will keep them safe. I think someone might have been watching a few too many fantasy films.
I have just heard that Simon Cowell has banned himself from women after splitting with his girlfriend Terri Seymour. With a face like his; I don’t think it should be too difficult.
I always knew Pink was a bit hot headed but after hearing that she set her bedroom on fire during sex I think I’ll steer clear of making her angry. Her parents will be so proud.
I’ll let you make your own mind up about Lindsay Lohan’s new ‘clean living’ vow. Yep, she thinks there’s nothing to go out for anymore… err hello Lindsay.. sex, drugs and Rock and Roll?
Finally, keen to jump on the ‘lets have a baby and get famous’ train, Rachel Hunter has announced that she really wants to have a baby with her fiance Jarret Stoll. Yeah, a baby and a deal with a lucrative magazine to pay for the kids clothes until they’re 16.
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Friday Rundown October 31, 2008
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Jennifer Hudson
It’s a sad time when celebrities have to go into hiding for fear of their lives. Jennifer Hudson has been forced to hide from the people who killed her family at the weekend. So many celebs whine about being annoyed by people pestering them; at least Jennifer has a valid reason.
Never one to shy away from making a quick buck without using her brain is Victoria Beckham who is set to appear in the new Emporio Armani underwear adverts. It’s strange that she’s now a fashion icon considering the state she was in back in the 1990’s.
I always knew that I wasn’t getting enough pocket money for washing up when I was a kid - £5 for doing the dishes every night and then Zac Efron gets his dancing shoes on in Footloose and rakes in £5 million! Where’s the justice in that.
Proving how ‘down with the kids’ Patrick Swayze is; he’s described his cancer as “hell on wheels.” I know we shouldn’t joke… but come on; how old are you Paddy?
Once again the Peaches Geldof / Max Drummey marriage makes a show of itself. This time the nutcase that is Peaches burst onto stage during a recent gig and went “berserk.” It’s hard to believe she is actually the daughter of such a talented musician.
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Friday Rundown October 24, 2008
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Victoria Beckham
Could the rumours about David And Victoria Beckham’s marriage troubles be true after all? The stick thin wife has decided to stay in LA when her super hot hubby moves to Italy; if I were her I wouldn’t let David out of my sight!
I am lost for words to learn that the worlds biggest goldigger Heather Mills has already spent almost half of her £24.3 million divorce settlement in just seven months. She hasn’t got a new face though…so I wonder exactly her ‘hard earned’ cash has been spent on?
Finally… something Brad Pitt can’t do! No more is he an absoulute perfect God… because he has revealed he can’t sing. I’m not sure I’m willing to settle for a man who can’t serenade me!
Aparrently, Paris Hilton went crazy with exercise before her recent photoshoot… but I mean… look at her, does she even eat nevermind exercise!
That filthy little minx Simon Cowell has only been getting a lap dance from Keisha Buchanan of the Sugababes. I just hope she wasn’t trying to bribe him into something… you know what they say about sleeping your way to the top.
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle October 22, 2008
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Lindsay Lohan
p>I always knew the that Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson ‘love affair’ would never work. But don’t just take my word for it, oh no, what do i know?! The proof is all there in her dirty texts to Chace Crawford… silly girl should be more careful who’s in her Outbox.
Never far from the headlines is the delicious topic of David and Victoria Beckham’s marriage and this time their picture perfect marriage is under pressure once again. Is it just the month for ‘golden couples’ to be splitting up or something?
Some people read on the toilet and others come up with their best ideas as Slim Shady has admitted. Note to self: always have a pen and paper handy in the loo!
Clearly Peaches Geldof isn’t basking in marital bliss after she has already admitted that her marriage won’t last forever. Well we could have told you that before you waltzed up the isle love.
Finally, keen to prove to her ex that she is totally over him, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston is expecting her first child with her on/off boyfriend John Mayer. Congrats lovers!
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle October 15, 2008
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David and Victoria Beckham
It seems that celebrities should be more careful who they trust after David and Victoria Beckham have been robbed by their housekeepers…Lesson to celebrities: We all work and keep up with the housework, maybe you should learn to as well you lazy articles!
Finally, my hero Angelina Jolie has just disappointed me by giving her seven year old son a knife to help him to learn how to defend himself and understand the responsibilities of carrying a weapon. I think it might be time to re-think who I look up to.
Like we actually care whether or not Eva Longoria is still a size zero or not. She is adamant that she still fits into her barbie size clothes, but she shouldn’t be boasting about it as it makes people feel like they have to be skinny to be attractive.
So it seems that George Michael hasn’t retired from music after all now that he’s decided to play a show in the Middle East. Maybe it’s his love for music, or maybe it’s the £1 million payout? L
I am devastated to learn that Mark Wahlberg is planning to marry his long-term girlfriend Rhea Durham next August. Here I was thinking he only had eyes for me.
Ruth xx
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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle October 8, 2008
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Hugh Hefner
Any ladies who fancy spending their days lazing around a pool in a tiny bikini will be happy to know that Hugh Hefner is single again after splitting with (one of) his girlfriend’s Holly Madison. If you want to leave all your morals behind to spend your days with a dirty old man, send your applications on a postcard.
In a further bid to cash in on his daughter’s fame, Michael Lohan has offered people the chance to beat him up! I’m sure there will be a queue as far as the eye can see once the bidding starts, personally I hope Samantha Ronson or Lindsay herself take him on…although they look too thin to pack a good punch!
I don’t think I’ll be heading over to Heather Mills’ house for tea anytime soon; not just because I can’t stand her, but because she believes that ice cream should be made from human breast milk. So next time she offers you some creamy delight… stick to the after-dinner coffee.
If beautiful skin comes at a price of rubbing bird poo all over my face I think I’ll stick to being spotty and leave this ‘hidden gem’ to Victoria Beckham. I think Posh Spice needs a new nickname; Shit Face.
It must have sucked to be Zac Efron’s mother when she heard her son had died. Yep, some stupid journalist in another country didn’t properly check their facts before they went live with a story that Zac had been killed. You wouldn’t get that from your reliable journalists at FemaleFirst.
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Ruth’s Sunday Thoughts October 5, 2008
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I’m glad to see that Sir Paul McCartney is hitting back at his drama Queen ex wife Heather Mills. Even better, he’s doing it via song on his new album, Electric Arguments, rather than having a media war of words over the tabloids!
I nearly collapsed when I heard how much bloody money JK Rowling per week! Wait for it, writing books brings in £3 million a week - the equivalent to £5 a second - I barely get £5 a hour!! And they say going to University leads to a better life!
And she speaks!! Yes, after years of thinking that Victoria Beckham doesn’t have an opinion on anything never mind a set of vocal chords, she has finally moved her lips out of that trademark pout to tell the world she is proud of Katie Holmes. The next thing we know she’s be discussing the state of the economy!
Yet another celebrity couple have decided to jump on the baby bandwagon; this time it’s Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowels’ turn to announce that they want to start a family. However, don’t expect them to be burning up the sheets anytime soon, as Jay-Z was quick to add that it would be ’someday’ rather than soon!
It seems that Paris Hilton’s fan base is shrinking just as quickly as her reputation as Shannon Doherty once again rears the ugly head of the infamous “One Night In Paris.” Sorry boys but it isn’t finding it’s way onto the video shop shelves anytime soon, it’s just Shannon’s feeble attempt to get back into the headlines by branding the pink princess sex life “disgusting.” Ooh, someone has a bitter taste in their mouth…and it isn’t Paris.
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