Ruth’s Tuesday Chinwag October 28, 2008

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Elle Macpherson

Another ’shocking’ revelation from the plastic model world as Elle Macpherson reveals that her new boyfriend is a convicted cocaine smuggler. Models and drugs seems to go together just as well as salt and pepper.

Guess who is back in hospital… only that train wreck that is Amy Winehouse! The biggest waster of 2008 has only gone and got herself another chest infection… could it be all that pot she’s smoking?

A Hollywood divorce wouldn’t be the same without a huge row over the kids and of course Madonna and Guy Richie are doing it in Class-A Hollywood style as Guy claims he needs to see his kids every day to prevents them turning into an ‘oddball’ like their mother. Come on Guy, be the man and leave the bitching to your fossilised soon- to be- ex-wife

Once again showing just how brainy she is, Paris Hilton has said she is scared of going into space in case she doesn’t return for 10, 000 years. Doesn’t she realise that time still passes in space and that in 10,000 years she’ll be dead wherever she is in her little blonde world.

God bless Britney Spears as she decides to star in a film of her life. Not exactly blockbuster material but at least it will she she has more going for her than just singing… and yes I am aware that she did star in Crossroads!

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter October 23, 2008

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Madonna

It doesn’t look like Madonna and guy Richie’s divorce will be quick and painless after the Grinch (or Madonna… which ever you prefer) has decided to cancel Guy’s Christmas plans with his children. Come on Madge you are (looking like) a 80 year old woman… act your age.

Showing just how classy she is Paris Hilton has bought a former London brothel. Bet her boyfriend loves that… free sex with women with diseases. But i suppose he got all that from Paris anyway.

I wish I had enough money to just go out and buy a love nest like Kate Moss I just wonder if her daughter Lila Grace will be going there with mummy?

It seems that no number of villians can kill off James Bond but now he has really met his match as the credit crunch has threatned any more movies being made. Suirely there is enough money in Hollywood to finance another film?! Please!

I always thought that Cheryl Cole was a lovely lady who didn’t have a bad word to say aobut anyone. However, I’m really mad at her now that she’s said the Spice Girls were bitches whose sucess is overblown. Put the claws away now Chreyl… noone can ever live up to the rep of the Spice Girls.

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter October 16, 2008

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Madonna

After months of speculation, I am sorry to inform you all that Madonna and Guy Richie are getting a divorce. Who can blame him though, she does look about 150.

Never one to shy away from controversy, Elton John has decided to stage a musical about AIDS. Well, we’re all for raising public awareness Elton!

Following in the footsteps of Johnny Cash, Ray Charles and Jim Morrison, Britney Spears is set to make a movie about her life. Fair enough it’s been eventful, but I don’t really think it warrants a memoir; she isn’t exactly in the same league as Johnny Cash and co… and she’ isn’t dead either;; although she should be.

It looks like Reese Witherspoon is just as incontinent as the rest of us after she almost wet herself on set with Vince Vaughn. Now that could have been shameful.

Keeping up to her wonderful role model example, Katy Perry has admitted she has a drinking problem. Things just keep getting better and better for her devout Christian parents… I’m sure they’re so proud of what their daughter has become.

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle September 3, 2008

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Michael Jackson

The oddest pairing of 2008 is clearly the budding romance between Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson. I mean, why is it that all the ‘pretty’ girls go out with the weird-looking on the floor, are we going to have a Marylin Manson and Dita Von Tesse situation all over again. Come on Pammie, I’d choose Tommy Lee anyday.

I know it’s tradition to turn up to your wedding fashionably late, but turing up to your husbands film premire is not a good idea Madonna. She might be the Queen of pop, but she should respect that the world won’t wait for her forever!

Surely Amy Winehouse doesn’t have any more ridiculous surprises up her sleeve? Oh wait, yes she does! She’s now decided to become a Buddhist. Well doctors did say she’s become brain damaged after her cannibis overdose, so thinking that a new religion can help her is no surprise really.

I’m convinced that celebs have more money than sense after Kanye West spent $15,000 getting 50 pairs of his favourite sunglasses shipped to America. I mean fair enough paying high postage and packaging for one pair, but 50 pairs; isn’t that a bit extravagant?

If there’s one way to make sure your latest premiere hits the headlines just speak to Katie Holmes! A group of anti-scientology followers are planning to attend her Broadway debut wearing masks and probably cause a bit of a stir. Well i guess bad publicity is better than no publicity eh?

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Ruth’s Tuesday Roundup August 19, 2008

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Madonna

Well I think we can safely assume that Madonna’s marriage is back on track after her hubby Guy Richie threw her a lavish £100,000 birthday party. I’d be happy with a surprise bash at my local pub, but I guess not all men are as thoughtful as hers; even when if you do drop house-sized hints!

They say that celebrit weddings are expensive…well I think that Phil Collins can safely say that star-spangled divorcescost far more, after his break-up from Orianne Cevey has seen him having to fork out £25 million to his ex wife! What would you do with a £25 million payout? I wouldn’t know what to buy first!

You get a number one single and you’re parents are just can’t be happy for you! That’s the case with Katy Perry’s mum and dad who have branded her hit song ‘I Kissed a Girl’ as “shameful and disgusting.” I guess when you’re a preacher, the last thing you want is your daughter singer about her love for lesbianism.

Who wouldn’t try Madonna’s used underwear on if they found it in her dressing room? You, me, yep…but not Felicity Huffman who whipped her own underwear off and replaced it with Madonna’s crusty thing when she found it on the floor. There’s looking up to a star, and then there’s just being plain disgusting…look closer at the line Felicity!

When celebs like Travis McCoy start hitting their fans I think they should be banned from the stage! It’s not right that kids look up to people who do things like that just because they get pissed off sometimes. What kind of role model is he?

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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