Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle October 1, 2008
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Lindsay Lohan
I’m glad someone isn’t afraid to point out to Lindsay Lohan how ridiculous her relationship with Samantha Ronson is… luckily her record company have stopped her from banging on about her new ‘love’ on her soon-to-be-released album and thank god for that. I mean, it’s like getting a tattoo for your new boyfriend who you hardly know only to find out he’s a serial killer and then you’re stuck with that permanent reminder for the rest of your life… harsh, but true!
In order to escape the shame of being caught up to no good in a public toilet (again) George Michael has gone on safari. It seems he has traded crack cocaine and marijuana for animals… although I don’t quite know how he plans to reach a ‘high’ from animals… oh wait… I have seen Animal Farm.
I was aghast to learn that Daniel Radcliffe sent saucy notes to his ‘Equus’ co-star Lorenzo Pisoni. Who, for those of you not in ‘the know’, is a man! Oh little Harry Potter…please don’t be gay… I want you all to myself! Call me!
As a woman who loves to swish her long hair around, I was quite baffled by Russell Crowe’s claim that having flowing locks was like walking around with a dead Koala bear on his back. Weird then that none of my ex lovers have pointed out the corpse growing out of my scalp before.
She may look like a sweet and innocent little girl but Keira Knightley actually needs her mouth washing out with soap after revealing that she enjoys swearing! I suppose as you don’t drink, smoke or take drugs you do need a vice…but as I do three out of the four I’m sure to end up in hell.
Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!
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