Wednesday Revelations July 9, 2008

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Eva Mendes

I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard that
Eva Mendes
felt she deserved praise for checking into rehab! Do you think all addicts should be applauded? NO! They shouldn’t be stupid enough to become addicts in the first place…It’s not cool to go to rehab and you certainly won’t get any bloody sympathy from me darling!

Yet another nutcase comes onto the scene and there’s no surprise he’s linked to
Michael Jackson
well sort of, Jacko’s plastic surgeon has checked himself into a psych ward after being hit with a $100 million defamation suit, now why didn’t i think of that when my electricity bill popped through the door? Anyone have the number for rehab?

Guess what….Batman, aka; href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Christian+Bale-53693.html">
Christian Bale can’t even ride the batmobile! How embarrassing is it that the caped crusader can’t even ride his own super hero motorbike?
Oh well, I have something he can most definitely ride!

I think I did a bit of sick in my mouth, oh no wait, I actually just heard about
Rhys Ifan’s
love song to his ex- girlfriend Sienna Miller. Just face it Rhys, she isn’t bothered, it’s about time you got over it and sorted your hair out.

I always knew there was a god….the funniest (and perhaps hottest) men on the BBC, collectively known as
The Might Boosh
are set to record a song with other super-hottie Mark Ronson after he expressing interest in them according the super hot Noel Fielding. Mmm, I’ll enjoy thrusting them in my CD player!

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Roslyn